Me vs. the Muse

[mrv3000]

Muse: I wanna do a Grace tag.

Me: Aw crap. You again? I thought you left.

Muse: Yeah, well I'm back.

Me: Why? What've you been up to?

Muse: Erm...

Me: What?

Muse: Well...I've been inspiring some 13-year-old to write BtVS mpreg fic.

Me: Ew.

Muse: Sometimes people do things in life they aren't really proud of...but we must try and learn from those mistakes... Moving on. I wanna do a Grace fic!

Me: I heard you the first time. Um, no.

Muse: Come on! I'll give you the ending first. I know how you like that. Probably why you like Nolan's Memento so much, you freak.

Me: Just because I like to have the ending first... Hey! Shut the hell up! BtVS mpreg fic!

Muse: Aw please? It'll even be offworld for a change.

Me: No! You'll just screw me over again, leaving a half-finished fic just like all the others on my hard drive. Remember the canteen story? What about the hand-holding from hell story - - all three versions? The Felger fic? The Daniel fic? The hugging fic? The "let's rip off pay homage to Billy Wilder" fic? The one where you made Sam freak out? The Evolution 2 tag? And let's not forget the horror that was Sam's hairy legs!!

Muse: I'll finish those! Really! Someday!

Me: Two words: Ninjas. Dinos.

Muse: ...

Me: Yes. You can go now.

Hey! I can see the weekend from here! My apologies to all the people whose emails are sitting in my inbox. Soon. Very soon. But not tonight. Typically, I start answering emails and the next thing I know 3 hours have gone by...and I'm so very tired.