mrv3000 | Chimera viewing

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Okey dokey.

josephides and I decided to watch Chimera and chat at the same time. We embrace our geekness! About midway through

nandamai popped in and brought a certain level of cool to the room...sort of.

Well, instead of posting some long essay on my/our thoughts, here's the chat. Heh. Gotta warn you, there might be a few naughty words here and there. :D

Jojo: Can I press play yet?
Michelle: Tell us when!
Karen: yes!
Michelle: Now?
Karen: Yes!
Michelle: Now?
Karen: damn, this is like a porno
Michelle: Haven't pushed play yet
Jojo: get on with it!
Jojo: I'M AT 9 seconds.
Michelle: Sarah!
Karen: are we playing yet?
Michelle: YES!
Jojo: Osirus.
Michelle: Aww. Jack. So sad.
Michelle: Oh yeah. Lost City.
Jojo: That's like the Haunted Mansion.
Karen: yes!
Michelle: Ha! Yes!
Jojo: Hey Daniel!
Michelle: Run, Daniel! RUN!
Jojo: eyebrows!
Jojo: look at the eyebrows!
Michelle: :-D
Jojo: Not his - hers!
Michelle: I know!!
Jojo: Demon eyebrows!
Jojo: Mmm.Danny.
Karen: where *are* you guys?
Michelle: Mmmmm
Jojo: 2.06
Michelle: Daniel's in bed
Michelle: Me too.
Jojo: Scary Osirus.
Karen: tell me when you're at 2:21
Michelle: Theme song.
Jojo: Intro
Michelle: Now
Jojo: We're past there!
Jojo: Ha. We're so dorky.
Michelle: She had vulcan eyebrows!
Jojo: She totally did!
Michelle: Yes. We really are.
Jojo: They went up!
Michelle: :-D
Jojo: Man, I miss the funny ep rips.
Karen: sam breasts!
Jojo: WHere?
Michelle: What?
Jojo: HA!
Michelle: She's ahead of us
Michelle: Ha!
Jojo: KAREN SLOW DOWN!
Jojo: Breasts!
Jojo: What on earth is she wearing?
Michelle: Boobs!
Karen: where the hellare you guys?
Jojo: There's Pete!
Karen: that's a hot dress for 7:30 in the morning
Jojo: Yeah!
Jojo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: She looks great!
Jojo: "... as in..." "dead"
Michelle: :-D
Karen: whoa!
Jojo: OH!
Michelle: Did he say duck? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jojo: I didn't see that coming!
Karen: aww, they already each other!
Michelle: Aww!
Jojo: DOCK, MV.
Jojo: *Dock*.;
Michelle: :-D
Karen: Aww!, they're so cute!
Jojo: Awwwww.
Jojo: "Have you seen how much deep space there is?"
Jojo: Cute.
Michelle: She does look really happy.
Karen: Oh, I thought he said duck too!
Jojo: DANNY.
Michelle: As in Cold Duck.
Karen: AWWW!
Karen: Sam/Dan!
Michelle: HA!
Michelle: He's yawning!
Jojo: "At least pretend it was interesting."
Jojo: Are you behind me?
Michelle: 5:33
Jojo: 5.43
Michelle: HA!
Karen: Aww, Tired!Danny!
Michelle: Coffee!
Jojo: I know!
Jojo: SHE'S HUMMING.
Jojo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Karen: The theme song!
Michelle: HA!
Karen: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: Ooo. Awkward.
Jojo: Dude.
Jojo: So cool.,
Karen: Ooh, the banter
Michelle: Hum worthy!
Karen: RDA's so cute!
Jojo: Dude. This rocks.
Karen: With the quarks!
Jojo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: HA!
Jojo: "A bit uncomfortable, isn't it?" "Yeah, a bit."
Michelle: :-D
Michelle: Ooo. Danny's gonna get snaked. :-D
Michelle: That's so slashy!
Karen: Poor Danny!
Jojo: I don't get what they're doing.
Karen: BWAH!
Jojo: Is he dreaming?
Jojo: What's happening?
Michelle: Not sure.
Karen: She's tapping into his dreams?
Jojo: I'm confused.
Jojo: EYEBROWS
Jojo: WATCH THE EYEBROWS.
Michelle: He's having flashbacks.
Karen: Thereby tapping into his subconscious?
Michelle: Maybe she's sneaking into his place.
Michelle: At night.
Jojo: OMG HER ACCENT IS APPALLING.
Karen: Damn, Sarah's got good hair
Michelle: BWAH!
Karen: I covet Sarah's hair
Michelle: Not an authentic accent there, Jojo?
Jojo: Christ. Seriously, I've got a public school accent ... NO ONE talks like that.
Michelle: :-D
Karen: HAHAHA!
Jojo: She's not nearly nasal enough to have that kind of an accent.
Jojo: And she doesn't look like a horse, either.
Michelle: BWAH!
Michelle: Aww. Danny's picking her up!
Karen: so y'all don't drink coffee?
Jojo: EYEBROWS.
Jojo: CAN'T. LOOK. AWAY.
Jojo: Yeah, we do.
Jojo: Depends where you live.
Karen: ah
Michelle: No. The English drink all tea. And live in castles.
Karen: shaddup
Jojo: I LIVE IN A CASTLE.
Michelle: She wants to glow him!!
Jojo: Shh. Sam and Pete!
Michelle: I know you do. :-D
Jojo: Oh, good, he's taller than her.
Michelle: Heh.
Karen: Aww!
Karen: holding hands!
Michelle: Awww!
Jojo: *pukes*
Michelle: She does seem really, really happy.
Jojo: Oh, wait, he saved that moment.
Jojo: No. He's doing that thing that I hate.
Karen: okay, not really buying this kiss
Jojo: Man. Breasts, Sam.
Michelle: What?
Jojo: Look at the breasts!
Michelle: What thing is he doing?
Karen: breasts are happy this episode
Michelle: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: Dude. Why doesn't she just say it's all classified?
Karen: dunno
Jojo: Oh, he's such a dope.
Karen: he has a cute smile, though
Jojo: Cute dope.
Jojo: Danny!
Jojo: Man, he's like really hot in glasses.
Jojo: *swoons*
Michelle: He does look incredibly good in this ep!
Karen: Aww, happy danny!
Jojo: It's the facial hair.
Michelle: Aww!
Jojo: And I hate facial hair so this says a lot.
Karen: it is
Michelle: I know!
Michelle: He needs to keep that!
Michelle: What's that?
Jojo: A stone.
Jojo: For Danny.
Michelle: :-P
Karen: a valentine ;-)
Michelle: :-D
Jojo: Sexy Danny.
Jojo: MINE MINE MINE MINE.
Michelle: NO! MINE!
Karen: Dude, get a room, Jojo
Jojo: MINE.
Jojo: *licks him all over*
Michelle: MINE
Karen: HA!
Michelle: Okay. Yours.
Jojo: :-D
Jojo: YEAH BABY YEAH!
Jojo: Danny sleeping.
Karen: Awww!
Jojo: *cuddles*
Michelle: *pats Danny*
Karen: She's rubbing his back!
Michelle: Aww, she rubs his back!
Jojo: Danny is just cute.
Michelle: Yup!
Karen: Cute faces!
Jojo: AWWWW.
Karen: Damn, he's making *me* tired
Michelle: Ha!
Jojo: Socially awkward Danny!
Karen: HA!
Michelle: Oooo - I bet Osirus is making Danny translate the stone in his dreams.
Jojo: YEAH!
Karen: yeah
Jojo: Yeah!
Michelle: Yeah!
Jojo: yeah.
Karen: YEAH!
Jojo: YEAH
Karen: Yeah?
Jojo: .... yeah.
Michelle: Ye...ah
Jojo: Yeee.... hah!
Jojo: :-D
Michelle: BWAH!
Karen: HA!
Jojo: Oooh. A map.
Karen: Oooh
Michelle: Her eyebrows are a map?
Jojo: Shh! Sam!
Karen: Ha!
Jojo: New car!
Michelle: Again?
Karen: yep
Michelle: That woman goes through the cars!
Jojo: I know.
Jojo: The slut.
Michelle: :-D
Karen: heh
Jojo: Uh oh. I sense schmoopy romance stuff.
Michelle: Heh heh.
Jojo: Goofy Sam.
Michelle: Yup.
Karen: boobs are gonna show up again
Jojo: OMG! DANNY!
Karen: OMG!
Jojo: *falls off chair*
Michelle: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jojo: TEAL'C SCARES ME.
Karen: don't look at teal'c's arms!
nanda has entered the room.
Jojo: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
nanda: boo.
Michelle: HA!
Jojo: Oh. Not you.
Jojo: Though I hope you have clothes on.
nanda: lovely to see you too. *smoooch*
Jojo: *smoooch*
Karen: um, we're watching eps
Karen: ep
Jojo: Yeah.
nanda: I have clothes on.
Michelle: We're all watching Chimera together
Jojo: At the same time
nanda: I just watched.
Jojo: All three of us.
nanda: am all done.
Jojo: Then shhh.
nanda: okay.
Michelle: Sweaty Danny!
Jojo: We're at 18.10
Karen: Aww, Teal'c's sweet
Karen: HAHAHAHA!
nanda: you're very very funny.
Jojo: Danny is very very hot.
nanda: wait, this is the first time through for all of you?
Karen: "This conversation is disturbing on so many levels"
Michelle: I missed it. :-( What'd Teal'c say?
Jojo: Damn, Pete is schmoopy.
Michelle: He really is.
Jojo: Dunno. Nanda was talking.
Michelle: HA!
Jojo: Oh dear.
Jojo: The pan up on her oufit.
Karen: oH JESUS
Jojo: UGLY DRESS.
Karen: BOOBS!
Jojo: UGLY SHOES.
Michelle: Oh good LORD!
Michelle: That is UGLY!
Jojo: SO BAD.
Michelle: My. God.
Karen: bad bad dress
Jojo: Baaaaaaad.
Karen: oh the hair!
Karen: *wince*
Jojo: Oh Jesus.
Michelle: The makeup!
Jojo: So wrong.
Jojo: She looks.... platinum.
Michelle: "Let's see. How can we make her look like a hooker?"
Karen: soooo wong
Jojo: The place is full of old people, isn't it?
Michelle: Okay, swing is sooooo out.
Jojo: I can't see on squinty.
Karen: Hey, they're at a high school dance!
Jojo: OLD PEOPLE.
nanda: swing might not be out in Colorado.
Karen: Yes. VERY old.
Michelle: It's an old people prom!
nanda: or Canada.
Jojo: Christ.
Michelle: HA!
Karen: Dude, I read that as 'old people porn', jojo
Michelle: Oh, it's someone's anniversary.
Jojo: That was Michelle.
Michelle: :-D
Karen: or michelle
Jojo: Yeah, we're easily confused.
Karen: yes
Jojo: Who am I?
Karen: danny!
Jojo: THE ACCENT. HELP ME.
Michelle: Thank you. Please let us never see that dress again.
Jojo: Never, ever, ever.
Karen: EVER
Karen: Awww, he forgot their anniversary!
Michelle: Aww.
Jojo: Daniel wears the same clothes in each dream/hallucination.
Jojo: At least it's not that sweater.
Karen: At least it ain't the cream sweater
Michelle: :-D
Jojo: SCORE!
Jojo: :-D
Karen: PIZZA!
Michelle: Awwwwwwww
Jojo: He's got too much chin.
Michelle: Sex!
Karen: that's a lot of chin
Jojo: Look at the chin.
Michelle: That is a whole lot of chin.
Karen: he's never been in her house before?
Jojo: Wow.
Jojo: That's some slow moving.
Jojo: Well, THAT THERE isn't ;-)
Karen: that's odd
Michelle: Well, he is about 12.
Jojo: That is true.
Jojo: Nekkid Sam.
Michelle: :-D
Karen: "Just don't look at the bookshelf" HA!
nanda: *love* that line!
Michelle: Hmm...Pretty Woman moment.
Jojo: So true.
Karen: Again with the Starsky and Hutch
Jojo: Where is everyone at now?
Karen: 23:50
Michelle: 23:50
Jojo: I'm five seconds in front.
nanda: DONE.
Jojo: Bite us, n.
Karen: hussy
nanda: heh.
nanda: I'm not as much of a hussy as Sam.
Karen: heh
Jojo: Oh, he has an EX-WIFE.
Michelle: Okay, I so am not caring about his cop story.
Jojo: Of COURSE he does.
Karen: me either
nanda: cop story dumb.
Karen: *hums theme song*
Michelle: *taps fingers*
Jojo: HAHAHAHA!
Karen: :-D
nanda: hee.
Jojo: Funny theme song humming!
Michelle: *files nails*
Jojo: I loed that conversation.
Jojo: loed?
Jojo: loved.
nanda: theme song humming was great.
nanda: S/J in elevator great all around.
Karen: Dude, MOVE ON
Michelle: *does laundry*
Jojo: Oh, he's getting stropping about the classified stuff.
Jojo: Dumb ass.
Jojo: That's a tiny tiny bed.
Karen: heh
Jojo: Teeny weeny.
Michelle: Don't need much room!
Jojo: He is 12.
Jojo: Ew. That's kinda gross.
Karen: i can't stop staring at the chin now
Jojo: HAHAHAHA!
Michelle: HA!
Jojo: Go me!
Karen: well, that wipes away the glow of sex
Michelle: Wow! He got dressed quick!
Karen: bummer for sam
Michelle: Where'd all those clothes come from?
Karen: floor?
Jojo: The floor in the hallway, man.
nanda: TV magic!
Michelle: Maybe he was partially clothed in bed...
Karen: i thought cops don't like FBI
Jojo: Yeah.
Karen: "Shanny"???
Jojo: Oh, THE BASTARD.
Michelle: *snort*
Karen: Aww, bad move, Petey.
Karen: But I understand why he does it
Michelle: Yeah, let's do a background check on my friend's sister.
Jojo: No Jack :-(
Michelle: I thought he and Mark were supposed to be friends.
Karen: oh, right
nanda: well, Mark doesn't know Sam all that well, either.
Jojo: True
nanda: or so it would seem.
Michelle: Okay, Dan and Sam need to just do it and get it over with. :-D
Jojo: HA!
Karen: Yes!
Jojo: That was a good joke!
nanda: EEEWWWWW.
Jojo: Kinky!
Jojo: HAHAHAHA! JACK!
Karen: HEE!
Michelle: *snort*
Jojo: Jack is not listening. He's doing his own background check on Pete as they're in the briefing.
Michelle: Sam has this "I've had SEX" look. ;-)
Karen: heh
Michelle: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jojo: See! He wasn't listening!
Karen: HA!
Jojo: Hee!
Jojo: :-D
Michelle: BWAH!
Michelle: Jack "What does this all have to do with Pete again?"
Karen: Danny's hair's getting long
Jojo: Good point, Jack.
Karen: HA!
Jojo: Where are we all again?
Jojo: 30.08
Michelle: 30:05
Karen: that's where i am
Michelle: Shanahan. What a LAME name.
Karen: And a bunch of Irish people CRY, Michelle
Michelle: :-D
Jojo: She IS way out of your league, Pete. WAY.
Jojo: Your CHIN, man!
Michelle: Talk to the chin, buddy!
Karen: Dude, Sam's boobs!
Jojo: He's spying on her!
Jojo: Yeah. The boobs are a little distracting.
Michelle: HA!
Jojo: And the new shiny car.
Michelle: Stalking: it's part of every healthy relationship!
Karen: Stupid voice mail message
Karen: Hee, donuts!
Michelle: :-D
nanda: I laughed very hard at the donuts. :-)
nanda: very very very hard.
Karen: ooooh
Michelle: Oh. I wonder who the local authorities are.
Karen: good look from AT at Pete's name
Jojo: Oooooh. Moment.
Michelle: Awww.
nanda: sniff.
Michelle: AWWWW
Michelle: Jack's being a dude.
Jojo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jojo: That's fucking hilarious.
Karen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Michelle: BWAH!
Jojo: "Yes, Jack. I'm fast asleep."
Jojo: DONUTS!
Michelle: *snicker*
Karen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Karen: Dude, Teal'c looks hurt that Jack passed up his offer of donuts
Michelle: :-D
Michelle: Jam that frequency, Sam!
Jojo: Jam it baby!
Jojo: And get a donut!
Jojo: Man, I want a donut.
Karen: *snicker*
Michelle: HA!
Michelle: Okay, lots of shots of people looking at things.
Karen: suddenly it's day?
Michelle: Wow.
Michelle: EEEEEK!!
Jojo: I wouldn't have been able to sleep.
Karen: me either
Jojo: Seriously. Creepy.
Michelle: Daniel must be getting close?
Jojo: Wait. You're behind again. How does this happen??
Michelle: Dunno.
Michelle: 35:35
Karen: 44
Jojo: I'm same as Karen.
Karen: Ack!
Jojo: DANNY!
Karen: Danny!
Michelle: WAH!
Karen: Jack!
Jojo: JACK!
Jojo: Damn you Sarah!
Michelle: EEEEEK!
Jojo: RUN SAM RUN!
Karen: Well, that plan backfired
Jojo: Your plan sucked.
Michelle: Yes. Clearly.
Karen: ack!
Jojo: Pete, you are stupid.l
Michelle: Ha!
Michelle: Pete. You're out of your depth.
Jojo: Dude. Get lost.
Michelle: MY CHIN WILL SAVE ME!
Jojo: HA!
Karen: hee!
Karen: fire pretty
Michelle: BOOOOM!
Karen: Go Jack!
Jojo: Rock on Jack.
Michelle: Niiiiiiice.
Jojo: on the floor baby!
Karen: Sleep Tight, Osiris
Karen: Hit him, Sam
Michelle: HAHAHAHAHA!
Karen: Oh, he's bleeding
Jojo: Shoot.
Karen: Maybe not with the hitting then
Jojo: Man. Not another one.
Michelle: Jack: "YES! I mean, I'm sorry he got shot."
Karen: heh
Jojo: Sarah, man, your hair looks great.
Karen: Faboo hair
Jojo: Wonderful.
Jojo: Shame about the accent.
Michelle: HA!
Karen: OMG, she's free?
Jojo: She's free? Is this a dream?
Michelle: Snake gone?
Jojo: It's a dream, isn't it?
Michelle: Where'd snake go?
nanda: pretty sure the snake is gone.
Michelle: *looks under covers* Snake?
Jojo: OMG!
Karen: that was one strong tranq
Jojo: How cool!
Michelle: Here snake!
Jojo: Danny can have a girlfriend!
nanda: heh!
Karen: Yes!
Michelle: Yeah, um, why'd they take Pete to the SGC?
nanda: I wonder this also.
Michelle: Um....
Jojo: Security risk?
Michelle: Um...
nanda: no kidding.
Karen: NOOOOO! Not a picture of the dress!
Jojo: UUUUUGLY dress.
Michelle: It's the horrible dress!!
Jojo: Fuuuugly.
Karen: So very wong
Michelle: WHAT????
Jojo: Fugly.
Michelle: SHE'S TELLING HIM?
Jojo: She is.
Jojo: The chin man.
Michelle: WHY THE HELL???!!
nanda: yes.
Karen: Well, she *did* promise to tell him everything if he lived
Michelle: Okay, that is so wrong.
nanda: beause she promised, I think.
Jojo: Duck? Dock?
Karen: I still say duck
Michelle: Um, yeah.
Jojo: Really. Duck?
nanda: duck.
Jojo: Why would it have a duck on the front?
Karen: Wait, that's the end?

ETA: After that we came to the consensus that the ending really, really, really sucked. :D