Jojo box

[mrv3000]

So I'm sending this package to josephides and decided to look up the UK shipping restrictions.



Any postal item containing enclosures addressed to different persons at different addresses.

Check.

Arms and parts of arms, except as noted under Observation #5 below.

Am not shipping guns or body parts. Check.

Articles, goods infringing British trademarks or copyright laws.

What Wienercon^TM Soap doesn't know won't hurt them.

Cards decorated with mica or ground glass or similar materials unless they are placed in envelopes.

*puts pile of crushed glass in envelope*

Citizens Band Radios, walkie-talkies, microbugs, and radio microphones that are capable of transmitting on any frequency between 26.1 and 29.7 megacycles per second and 88 to 108 Mhz per second.

*removes wire tap* Really. It's gone, Jojo. No need to cut up the box. Really.

Goods made in foreign prisons, except those imported for a non-commercial purpose or of a kind not manufactured in the UK.

Dammit. *removes "I Bend For Soap" mug*

Horror comics and matrices.

Jojo will be so disappointed.

Obscene articles, prints, paintings, cards, films, videotapes, etc.

*blurs picture of photocopied butt*

Perishable infectious biological substances.

But non-perishable infectious biological substances are okay, right? Because I've got a... Never mind. It's a surprise.

Seal skins except those from an accepted source.

Yup. Got 'em from Joe's Whack a Cub.

Switchblade knives.

Now, really. Those are *so* 80s.