Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? The gay mafia, that's who.

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So apparently Spongebob Squarepants is GAY. Now the creators have insisted that it's just a children's cartoon, but you know that gay mafia and the homosexual agenda -- frankly, I wouldn't even trust a piece of broccoli nowadays. You never know what hidden meaning it may hold.

So now that Spongebob has been outed, what was it that gave him away?

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ETA: If you're asking yourself, "WTFF?" go here.