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An open letter to TPTB
Dearest Powers That Be:
First off, please know that I am not another crazy fan. My cats tell me I am perfectly sane and I trust them completely.
I would like to request that you make use of the robot cylon voice. Just think how cool it would be for when Lee turns into a cylon (and I know he will), that he magically acquires this voice! It would be frickin' cool, that's what. Also, I would like to see more daggits. I'm sure I spotted one behind a plant in episode 8, but I haven't seen any since. Daggits should also have the robot cylon voice. And while I'm at it, if they ever go down the hatch, Jack should be the first one down because Sayid is too pretty be killed or tried to mate with by a horny mechanical Giraffeabear. The robot cylon voice should be given to the Giraffeabear as well.
Since I'm making requests, please have someone shave Daniel. Just shave it all. Everything. Make a fresh start. Get him as hairless as Lex. Speaking of which, could you finally get Lex and Clark together? My friends are driving me nuts. Besides, Lana is far too pink to be dating Superman.
And since we're discussing UST, I think everyone agrees that Josh and Donna are heading into brain damage territory with an amount of UST that would kill a Giraffeabear. Let them go out for coffee before they explode and/or before we drop another I.Q. point. However, please keep the Doctor and Rose as they are. No need to have them shagging like bunnies. Yet.
And now I would like to thank you. Thank you forChristopher Jr. Logan who is less annoying than Rory, and for the rumored new DVD movie of Futurama, and for continuing to air endless repeats of Road House on TBS. Not that I watch it, but it allows me and my brother to say over the phone, "Hey, Road House is on." And we laugh and laugh.
Very truly yours,
MeRV
First off, please know that I am not another crazy fan. My cats tell me I am perfectly sane and I trust them completely.
I would like to request that you make use of the robot cylon voice. Just think how cool it would be for when Lee turns into a cylon (and I know he will), that he magically acquires this voice! It would be frickin' cool, that's what. Also, I would like to see more daggits. I'm sure I spotted one behind a plant in episode 8, but I haven't seen any since. Daggits should also have the robot cylon voice. And while I'm at it, if they ever go down the hatch, Jack should be the first one down because Sayid is too pretty be killed or tried to mate with by a horny mechanical Giraffeabear. The robot cylon voice should be given to the Giraffeabear as well.
Since I'm making requests, please have someone shave Daniel. Just shave it all. Everything. Make a fresh start. Get him as hairless as Lex. Speaking of which, could you finally get Lex and Clark together? My friends are driving me nuts. Besides, Lana is far too pink to be dating Superman.
And since we're discussing UST, I think everyone agrees that Josh and Donna are heading into brain damage territory with an amount of UST that would kill a Giraffeabear. Let them go out for coffee before they explode and/or before we drop another I.Q. point. However, please keep the Doctor and Rose as they are. No need to have them shagging like bunnies. Yet.
And now I would like to thank you. Thank you for
Very truly yours,
MeRV