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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2005-07-25 02:43 pm
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You know what'd be good? An LJ intelligence test. You don't pass? Well, you get to go to "LiveJournal, Jr." Only this wouldn't be a fun version of LJ, oh no. Holy books would be re-written as LiveJournal, Jr. would now officially be considered a level of hell. No icons in this place of eternal damnation - you'd get colored dots. Of course, three hundred "exclusive" dot communities would spring up in the first month, only adding to the hell. I'm sorry, FFC393 just isn't a color that's creative enough. But feel free to try and apply again next month! Keep working on those colors! There would be no cuts, leaving you exposed to countless "1,000 favorite films of the 1980s" posts. Written in netspeak. And finally, every other post would either be Harry Potter porn with their 11-year-old selves, or posts on why Harry Potter porn with 11-year-olds is sick and wrong.

Forever and ever.

Amen.