mrv3000 | WTFFFFF? (yes, a five F-er)

Just when you think it couldn't get worse, it does. At first, there were no words. None. But then I thought of a few:

Having kids does not make you "grown up." Neither is a mark of becoming "grown up" having kids.
Kids should NEVER be insurance so you won't be alone when your spouse kicks off. If you're having kids for that reason, that's a whole lot of messed up right there.
*Saying* you're not being condescending doesn't magically erase your condescension. It really, really doesn't.

This right here? This is me being condescending, because goddamn.