bwah
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/04/fugging_impossi.html
JJ Abrams: I wish Jack Bristow was real. Jack Bristow would KICK TOM CRUISE'S ASS SO HARD. And then Lena Olin would show up and HELP HIM. They'd TORTURE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. MAN. I'm just going to write that scene for my own amusement. Shit, does that mean I'm writing fanfic? Not if no one finds out about it, right?
*falls. over.*
