Bender Bending Rodriguez

[mrv3000]

Got an early birthday package from poohmusings and



*slobbers, smooches and otherwise PDAs Karen*

And now, some Bender quotes:

Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker!

Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature, because I love you. Not in the way of the Ancient Greeks, but in the way a robot loves a human, a human loves a dog and occassionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

O cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee.

Screw you guys! I'll make my own amusement park! With blackjack! And hookers! As a matter of fact, forget the amusement park!

Comments

[allisnow.livejournal.com]

Hee, Bender!

I love those quotes :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Futurama had some of the best lines ever!

Oh my god. I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

[cleverocity.livejournal.com]

That is a most excellent birthday present.

What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?

Re: Oh my god. I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!

HA!

That is a most excellent birthday present.

Isn't it though??

What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?

You gotta love Bender!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

in the way a robot loves a human, a human loves a dog and occassionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.

Hey. Remember that gorilla that had a kitty? Koko, maybe? What ever happened to them?

Uh. Yeah. Not crazy, I swear.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Google and ye shall receive!

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