When I was 11 or 12, my friends and I found somebody's mother's Playgirl. It had one of those "true confessions" things in which a woman had oral sex with her cat. (I believe she'd gone to sleep in the nude and woken up to find her cat in an unaccustomed place.) This scarred me for LIFE.
Oh, yeah. Isn't there an urban legend about a dog and peanut butter? (Which I'm sure wasn't an urban legend about five minutes after it became popular.)
Tell me about it. And then, when I'm not fully paying attention I just click and realise too late it were spoilers. The title "Prometheus Unbound" is sucky too because I clicked it just reading the first part. D'oh!
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*wanders off, giggling*
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When I was 11 or 12, my friends and I found somebody's mother's Playgirl. It had one of those "true confessions" things in which a woman had oral sex with her cat. (I believe she'd gone to sleep in the nude and woken up to find her cat in an unaccustomed place.) This scarred me for LIFE.
And now I share the squick with you, lalala.
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And then I read your last sentence as "And now I share the squick with you, labia."
Help me!
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And yes, ewwwwwww.
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my goodness
It'll be all right dear. Just remind yourself-it's only a tv show.
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It's only a TV show.
It's only a TV show.
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