Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...

[mrv3000]

You hear that thunder rumbling in the distance? That is the sound of the coming Drunken SG-1 Snarkpocalypse. How do you know you have a Drunken SG-1 Snarkpocalypse on your hands? Take SG DVDs, Mickey Mouse and a gallon of tequila - shake well in a gaggle of nutters and release upon an unsuspecting world. My predictions of events that will occur between tomorrow and next Monday:

poohmusings will have to be physically muzzled and put on a leash because of 1) excessive licking and 2) inevitable spazzing in the Pooh Corner Store.

diavestra will spit at anything that comes within 20 feet of her. She will be put on an all solids diet.

nandamai will give Mickey Mouse the finger and may or may not end up in Disneyland jail.

I will hide everyone's socks until they agree to watch Futurama.

and elismor will unfriend us all on Monday.

Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

We'll be watching the news for reports of cataclysmic events.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

If it starts snowing in LA, RUN.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but the image is rather priceless. Yay! Have fun, whatever it is!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HA! We're just all meeting up in LA for four days of drinking, SG and Disneyland. Heh. Heh heh.

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

How kickass!! Enjoy! :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

We'll try to make a few drunken LJ posts. ;)

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there would be a market for photographic evidence, as well.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oy. Dia is notorious for taking pictures. I'm sure you'll all be seeing many, many pics. Unless we can get the camera away from her.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

*two* cameras. I'm bringing *two* cameras!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!

Movies! I can take movies with them!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh son of a bitch.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

You know, movies of innocent things. Like the fireworks. Really. That's all. Nothing at *all* that could be used for blackmail purposes later. Nope. Because I'm not like that. Nuh uh. I'm demure and everything.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Goddamn demure, spitting wienerdog.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, the mental image that just gave me!!!!

We *so* need spitting wienerdog icons. Where the hell is Jojo when we need her, anyway?

[nandamai]

Oh FUCK.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

TWO?!

Sweet baby jesus!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

No. Billeh and Sebastian Jr. *g*

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

omg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

My son thinks the camera's name (the small one) should be Lightening. Oy!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Get her drunk immediately.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Check!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

You only have to worry about me spitting if Nanda tries to make me drink Cabana Boy rum straight. Because, dude! It *burns*!!!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Uh huh, suuuuuuuure. You camel, you!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

No, no, no! YOu're getting me mixed up with Elis. And she's a *yak*, not a camel...

Uh oh.

[j-guda.livejournal.com]

My grandmother lives in southern California. Should I get her out before a state of emergency is declared and the national guard closes the borders?

Re: Uh oh.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Might be wise.

Re: Uh oh.

[j-guda.livejournal.com]

I don't know, she might not thank me for that. She's into fangirling trek and uber-fun benders, so she may just join you when you take over. If a slim 80-something woman bearing kickass chocolate-oatmeal cookies shows up on your doorstep, feed her booze. She'll start singing 'tie me kangaroo down, sport' and telling you her husbands were all bastards.

Re: Uh oh.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*falls over*

Re: Uh oh.

[j-guda.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's all fun and games until Grandma's first word on the Scrabble board is "tits."

Re: Uh oh.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

The heck with waiting for her to show up; let's invite her!!!!

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

poohmusings will have to be physically muzzled and put on a leash because of 1) excessive licking

Keep that up, missy, and I WILL be licking you. ;)

2) inevitable spazzing in the Pooh Corner Store.

We've allotted at least one hour for the store, yes?

diavestra will spit at anything that comes within 20 feet of her. She will be put on an all solids diet.

Uh ... Won't that just make her, uh ... spit out the other end?

nandamai will give Mickey Mouse the finger and may or may not end up in Disneyland jail.

HA! SO need a picture of that.

I will hide everyone's socks until they agree to watch Futurama.

I will freeze your bra if you hide my socks. Be forewarned. :)

and elismor will unfriend us all on Monday.

I've been predicting unfriending by Saturday. :D

And ... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Keep that up, missy, and I WILL be licking you. ;)

I need some sort of lick protection.

We've allotted at least one hour for the store, yes?

*cough*

Uh ... Won't that just make her, uh ... spit out the other end?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HA! SO need a picture of that.

Dia will probably get it with one of her two cameras.

I will freeze your bra if you hide my socks. Be forewarned. :)

Okay, I'm not falling asleep.

I've been predicting unfriending by Saturday. :D

*snicker*

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Elis can't unfriend me until at least Tuesday; she needs me to take her to the airport Monday night....

*Two* cameras, baby. Two!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oyveypoodle.

[nandamai]

Crap! I came over here to tell you something important and I totally forgot what it was.

CRAP.

[nandamai]

OH!

I need a Mickey-giving-the-finger icon. Yes, yes, I do.