The Santa Clause

Apparently there was an LJ outage? Totally missed it all since I scooted out of here pretty early this morning.

Being an auntie of a kindergartner and a preschooler, I have now moved to that special category of adults that sees more kids movies than real movies in the theater. That's right. I saw The Santa Clause 3. The movie was...well, it was for the 10 and under crowd. A young 10. Maybe 7. The kind of movie you get on DVD and stick in for your 4-year-old while you try and get 5 minutes to yourself.

HOWEVER.

And I blame you all for this. I really, really do. And I'm cutting for spoilers for The Santa Clause 3, but seriously. Do I *really* need to do that? Will anyone actually see this movie?

So in the movie Santa was married to Mrs. Claus, which was apparently the point of the 2nd movie. Don't know, since I never saw it. Mrs. Claus was played by Elizabeth Mitchell (Juliet in Lost) and she looked like 30-something Elizabeth Mitchell. Santa Claus was played by Tim Allen and he looked like Santa Claus - white beard, jolly, etc. But in this 3rd movie, Mrs. Claus is pregnant.

And all I could think was, "Ack! She had sex with Santa Claus!!!"

And then all I could think was, "ACK! There's probably Santa Claus smut fic!!!11!!"

And THEN my mind couldn't stop with things like, "wanna see my North Pole?"

*SCRUBS BRAIN*