Captain's journal. Stardate, uh... February 13th...point two.

[mrv3000]

You know those posts you start and then change your mind about posting? For those of you interested, basically it boiled down to the fact that I have lettuce/sandwich issues.

ETA: I have just eaten chocolate dog lips.

ETA2: What's the etymology of "lettuce?" It's starting to look weird. And French.