mrv3000 | Interesting. No, wait. What's that other thing? Tedious.

Website stats used to amuse me so. I'd get the strangest search strings, like "stargate sg-1 janet spanking" or "giggle dog lick" or "kiss my hamster goodnight" or "monkey restraint tape arms behind." Things have died down since my SG-1 writing days - an average 300 people a day vs an average of 10 a day, so I don't pay attention to stats as much anymore. But I'm a bit bored this morning and so I checked it out. Got sort of a fun one from ask.com:

samantha carter's cleavage

As this is ask.com, please state that in the form of a question... I'm guessing they were disappointed to get to a fic instead of pictures. *pats the 14-year-old boy*

In other news, I'm in kind of a funk over DW's S3 at the moment. To get me out of it, feel free to spam me with cool/fun S3 moments that you've seen. Like...

Intergalactic Rhinopolice!! They were *so* HHGG. Awesome. :D