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Mini Fic
Well. *ahem* Let's just say that I saw something today that first inspired confused staring, but then quickly inspired a parody mini-fic. (What - it wasn't a challenge?!) No spoilers. No name.
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The tapping on his shoulder made Jack come up for air. Whatever it was, it had better be good! Everyone *knew* not to interrupt his scheduled makeout times with Carter while they were on a mission!
"O'Neill," came Teal'c's hesitant voice. "I understand you do not wish to be disturbed; however, there is a child that wishes to fight someone. She claims she is strong and fast, but I have yet to see evidence. Also, she has blindfolded herself and is now poking Daniel Jackson with a stick."
Jack sighed. What was it with these insane locals?! "Carter, I don't suppose..."
She glared at him.
"Never mind. Teal'c?"
"I would prefer to consume alcoholic beverages with Tanith while at a hockey function."
Right. "Well, what about Daniel? Apparently she's poking him with a stick - he should be good and annoyed. Maybe he could do it."
"He has declined, stating that he does not like to fight."
Jack blinked. "Well, I'm not gonna do it!"
The three stared at each other, each trying to come up with a solution. Off in the distance, Daniel's cries of "Hey! Quit that!" could be heard.
"Uh, guys?" Sam finally spoke up. "She's blindfolded, right?" The two men looked at her, obviously not yet grasping her extremely clever plan. She gave them a minute to catch up, but got sick of waiting for it. "All we need to do is walk away."
Jack beamed at her. "Damn, you're smart." He turned and signaled to Daniel who then sprinted over. "Okay, kids. Let's go home."
Jack glanced over his shoulder as the team moved towards the gate. The girl, still blindfolded, was now stick poking a pig. He quickly ran through his usual list of words to see which would be going into this mission report. The girl judo-chopped the pig.
'Nutball' it was then.
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The tapping on his shoulder made Jack come up for air. Whatever it was, it had better be good! Everyone *knew* not to interrupt his scheduled makeout times with Carter while they were on a mission!
"O'Neill," came Teal'c's hesitant voice. "I understand you do not wish to be disturbed; however, there is a child that wishes to fight someone. She claims she is strong and fast, but I have yet to see evidence. Also, she has blindfolded herself and is now poking Daniel Jackson with a stick."
Jack sighed. What was it with these insane locals?! "Carter, I don't suppose..."
She glared at him.
"Never mind. Teal'c?"
"I would prefer to consume alcoholic beverages with Tanith while at a hockey function."
Right. "Well, what about Daniel? Apparently she's poking him with a stick - he should be good and annoyed. Maybe he could do it."
"He has declined, stating that he does not like to fight."
Jack blinked. "Well, I'm not gonna do it!"
The three stared at each other, each trying to come up with a solution. Off in the distance, Daniel's cries of "Hey! Quit that!" could be heard.
"Uh, guys?" Sam finally spoke up. "She's blindfolded, right?" The two men looked at her, obviously not yet grasping her extremely clever plan. She gave them a minute to catch up, but got sick of waiting for it. "All we need to do is walk away."
Jack beamed at her. "Damn, you're smart." He turned and signaled to Daniel who then sprinted over. "Okay, kids. Let's go home."
Jack glanced over his shoulder as the team moved towards the gate. The girl, still blindfolded, was now stick poking a pig. He quickly ran through his usual list of words to see which would be going into this mission report. The girl judo-chopped the pig.
'Nutball' it was then.
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Steve, the dino muse is sleeping. You know how hard it is to wake up a 40-foot dinosaur?!
If anyone actually happened upon this text document I've got on my computer (bizzarely named 'woof') I think they'd cart me off to the nearest loony bin depsite protests of "But they're not mine"
Well, I'd haul you off just for naming it 'woof.' ;)
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Dang! Daniel's archaeological lecture must have been really boring! Maybe I should change my planned uni subject...
Well, I'd haul you off just for naming it 'woof.' ;)
I'm not the one quoted as saying it in our yearbook. That would be Rebekah (Bex/George). I'm just quoted as "George - kree!"