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"What, in fact, is an evil giraffe?"
Is it odd to be crushing a bit on Eddie Izzard? (Oh, he's in the new Ocean's 13 movie. Maybe I will see that.)
"What have we got here? Two dogs, okay. Long ears? Along the side, please. I'll explain it to you later. Two sheep? Well done. On you get, sit along the side there. Two cats, small ears? Inside the boat. Two ducks?"
The ducks are going, "We're not coming."
"There's going to be an enormous fuck-off flood."
"So?"
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"What, in fact, is an evil giraffe? 'I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than I should and then other giraffes may die. Ah-ha-ha. I am an evil herbivore.'"
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"I've done your cat - he's with helium."
"It's a bit high up."
"That's helium for you."
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"He's like some ambassador turning up saying, 'You're all fuckers, why don't you all piss off? Your problem is you're all foreigners. Bye.' Did it go well, do you think? ... What phrase in particular?"
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Mwah! The computer section from Glorious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk
"What have we got here? Two dogs, okay. Long ears? Along the side, please. I'll explain it to you later. Two sheep? Well done. On you get, sit along the side there. Two cats, small ears? Inside the boat. Two ducks?"
The ducks are going, "We're not coming."
"There's going to be an enormous fuck-off flood."
"So?"
*
"What, in fact, is an evil giraffe? 'I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I will eat more leaves than I should and then other giraffes may die. Ah-ha-ha. I am an evil herbivore.'"
*
"I've done your cat - he's with helium."
"It's a bit high up."
"That's helium for you."
*
"He's like some ambassador turning up saying, 'You're all fuckers, why don't you all piss off? Your problem is you're all foreigners. Bye.' Did it go well, do you think? ... What phrase in particular?"
*
Mwah! The computer section from Glorious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk