mrv3000 | (no subject)

Man, I am all about the silly today, which means that

manticoran should NEVER announce she's going to be without LJ access as all I want to do is play in her journal, which usually takes the form of Jack turning out to be the Doctor and Rose's son. Because she HATES that. And because I am 5.

And in that vein...

ETA: S3 spoilers in the comments.

Doctor: Sit down, Jack. We need to have a talk. *puts socks on his hands*

Jack: Um, what are you doing?

Doctor: So when a man loves a woman, or a woman loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a person loves an inanimate object VERY much... *bounces one socked hand closer to the other*

Jack: The sex talk? SERIOUSLY? You do realize I had sex for the 94,586th time last night, right?

Doctor: Oh. Right! Sure. I was just hoping...well, this is the way my dad told me about it. And, you know.

Jack: Awww. Okay, let's see some sock sex!!

*two minutes later*

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.