Ew.

[mrv3000]

I lost at Celery Roulette today. Why must chicken/egg/tuna/yak salad always have celery in it? Blech. And no, I'm not going to ask ahead of time since that's breaking rule number two in Celery Roulette.

Comments

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

I'm not familiar with Celery Roulette. Could you expound?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Celery Roulette

1. Celery Roulette only applies to prepared egg/tuna/potato/chicken/etc. salad. Closing your eyes while making your own salad doesn't count and will be disqualified.

2. You may not read ingredients or inquire about celery content.

3. You must begin eating the salad without poking around for celery first.

4. If you hit a piece of celery, you lose. You may begin swearing and picking out the pieces.

5. If you don't encounter any celery, congratulations! You win! You may enjoy your salad, worry free!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

that's breaking rule number two in Celery Roulette.

Do not talk about Celery Roulette.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Blech blech blech!

[roseredathena.livejournal.com]

Do not talk about Celery Roulette.

Same exact thought. =)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

*crunch*

I do not mind celery in my chicken salad. I do not eat egg or yak salad. And I'm usually lucky when it comes to tuna.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

All celery, celery seeds and celery DNA should be shot into the sun.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Eating celery burns more calories than celery actually possesses. It's a negative calorie food.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's because celery is so ashamed of itself that it helps in the destruction process.

[nandamai]

I'd expound on the wonder of celery if I didn't know exactly what the revenge would be.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Mmm hmm. Move along, young lady.

[nandamai]

Feel free to bite my as sat absolutely any time, by the way.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Just as long as it doesn't come with celery.

[sjshipper.livejournal.com]

I have a friend with similar rules in place for gorbonzo beans.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Mwah! Well, I'm sure everyone has some kind of food they can't stand. :D