"I'm gonna spend eternity alone with barely any swag!"

I have made purchases! :D

The Baby Owner's Manual. My brother will probably love this. :D
Baby Care Timer. I'd never think of something like this, but apparently new parents love it.
Disney lullaby cd. Awwww.
Baby Mickey with personalized blanket. Indoctrination! And it's actually "Disney Parks" merchandise, which if you know me, you know I really don't care about Mickey or Minnie or Pooh - it's Disneyland itself I'm nuts about. (There are attraction toys! Presents for when he gets older!)

Well, that should do it. For this month. :D