mrv3000 | (no subject)

I couldn't help thinking about the Doctor and Rose in the altverse with their feet up and with popcorn.

Doctor: *plunks down with popcorn*
Rose: Are you sure watching this is...okay? Feels kind of weird.
Doctor: No, no! It'll be fun! Or funny! Either or! Look at the stained glass TARDIS! Don't tell me that's not already funny!
Rose: All right then...

Rose: ... You...and Queen Elizabeth?
Doctor: Erm...
Rose: YOU AND QUEEN ELIZABETH?
Doctor: IT WASN'T ME!
Rose: *eyes*
Doctor: Right, maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Rose: Hold on, you leave your "imprint" on people for ages?
Doctor: *wiggles eyebrows* Betcha didn't know that about me.
Rose: *rubs lips*
Doctor: *KISSES* HA! That one will stay until 2014!

Doctor: Aww, and I was hoping those two crazy kids would make it.
Rose: For some strange reason I'm feeling compelled to have dinner parties with them.
Doctor: Me. Too.

Rose: What's that?
Doctor: Ooh, I got one of those in the bottom of my cereal once.
Rose: Um...
Doctor: Time Lord cereal boxes: bigger on the inside.

Rose: Wilf is brilliant. :)
Doctor: I agree.

Rose: Hold on. How'd the Master's hair turn blonde?
Doctor: I'll explain later.

Rose: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: Well, normally I'd say that's a bit rude, but since it's to him, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rose: You know, sometimes things aren't some giant universe...thing.
Doctor: Says the person who was the Bad Wolf.
Rose: Right. Sort of forgot about that...

Rose: *SOBS*
Doctor: Oh, he's just being a drama queen.
Rose: *is still sobbing*
Doctor: *hugs Rose while scowling at the drama queen*

Doctor: DONNA! :D :D :D
Rose: :D

Doctor: Oh good lord, it's Stan.
Rose: Stan?
Doctor: Complete and utter... Well, let's just say he's the president of the fan club for his own voice. And he stole my juice box once.

Rose: Wait, what?
Doctor: *coughs*
Rose: You can do that??
Doctor: If you have no follow-up questions, yes. Yes, we can.

Rose: And electricity goes around you??
Doctor: Well...sort of. *preens*
Rose: *rubs feet on the carpet* *ZAPS*
Doctor: OW!

Rose: So...you can smell each other? What?
Doctor: Of course! Good sniffer, this. Mind, it's not as good as the former nose, but...
Rose: Speaking of your former nose, does this mean you really are a new person and the bloke I ran around with at first is dead?
Doctor: DRAMA QUEEN, REMEMBER?
Rose: ...
Doctor: Zombies in a basement, slapped by Jackie, bloody Adam, two of us in an elevator, bloody Jack, DRAMA QUEEN.
Rose: *pats*
Doctor: *mutters*

Rose: Ooh, first time in the TARDIS!

Doctor: Cleaner? Hmph.
Rose: Well, it was a bit...
Doctor: What?
Rose: Lived-in! It was lovely! *pats again*

Rose: Right. I'm really glad we're in this universe.
Doctor: Totally.
Rose: And we had a wonderful Christmas!
Doctor: Completely angst free! It was brilliant!

Doctor: Oh, shut up, Stan! *throws popcorn*
Rose: So...wow. Those are the Time Lords.
Doctor: Yup.
Rose: They seem kind of...what's the word?
Doctor: Douche-y?
Rose: Yes! That!
Doctor: Can I let you in on a little secret?
Rose: Always!
Doctor: The Time Lords were killed in the Time War, sure. But only because they disappeared up their own arseholes.
Rose: HUH. Of course that still doesn't explain why you slept with Queen Elizabeth.
Doctor: *facepalm* We're so not watching anymore.