Good morning, good morning! It's great to stay up late...

[mrv3000]

Okay, I'm going to say something that's really shocking, I know. It involves the SG-1 universe.

Jack O'Neill - not a virgin
Daniel Jackson - not a virgin
Sam Carter - not a virgin
Teal'c - not a virgin

Really. They're really not. They haven't been for a long, long time. (Teal'c a *really* long time.) Neither will any of them cry out of fear of sex. A fic that has this will be scoffed at for the writer's-feelings-transference fic that it is.

Now, I need some coffee.

ETA: Jonas? Jonas is probably a virgin. ;)

Comments

[elismor.livejournal.com]

Your fandom amuses the hell out of me, sometimes.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You and me both. :D

[sesaworuban.livejournal.com]

No. I had Jonas. He's not a virgin.

[roseredathena.livejournal.com]

But did he cry because he was all afeared of the unknown? =D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, good point! :D

[sesaworuban.livejournal.com]

We met in a fetish club so...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

I dunno; they might cry the first time with Thor. Tears of joy and gratitude. ;D

Wow, it's late.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well *that's* true... :D

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Obviously, there needs to be a "SG-1 takes Jonas' virginity" fic.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

There are no words for how much this terrifies me.

:: volunteers to beta ::

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Jonas.

*LOL*

[(Anonymous)]

The layers of WRONG? They number as the stars...

Re: *LOL*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

Re: *LOL*

[roseredathena.livejournal.com]

You remind me of poohmusings. Twins?

Re: *LOL*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

We come from the same school of laughter...

[ramdonomo.livejournal.com]

Man, I heard Jonas was um, NOT a virgin and from the photos? *clears throat*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*covers eyes*

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

(Teal'c a *really* long time.)

Or at least eighteen years or so. ;->

Humans scare me.

And yes, the writers who want to do this stuff should definitely have latched onto Jonas and never let go. 'Cause, dude, he came to them all wrapped up in a shiny unsullied-geek-boy bow...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Poor Poochie Jonas. Maybe if he was a little more slutty he could have stayed...

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

And then he went and got all twitterpated over a Goa'uld. Which will probably give him dating issues for another decade or so...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

And then he'll have a string of destructive relationships... *pats Jonas and his issues*

[roseredathena.livejournal.com]

And then he'll have a string of destructive relationships...

And of course none of them will include actual sex until he gets back to his Four Twoo Loves (well, five including that damn banana). And then comes the tears, the sex, and the occasional Evil!Marysue who will possess Daniel and make him giggle and Jack will lose his memory and thus regain *his* virginity and he'll cry too and wow... It'll be the most famous fic on ff.net and the author will win thirty fic awards before she turns 14.75yo. It'll be great.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*sniff* It's so beautiful!

[jacksrubberduck.livejournal.com]

BWAH!

Thank you. I've been saying this for aaages but alas fandom pays no attention.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

There really should be a welcoming manual for SG newbies. ;)

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

No! They are all pure and unsullied! Especially Sam! Sam is chasteness personified. And she cries *all* the time!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, big crier that one. If a man even looks at her funny she'll burst into tears.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

And god forbid one should actually *touch* her in any way....

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I shudder to think of what would happen.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

The world would likely never recover from the impact of it.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*is enjoying this post+comments way too much*

{presses refresh}

P.S. Walter. *nods*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Walter is *so* not a virgin. The bald slut.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*waves her Pure!Walter pennant*

All those rumours about him and Siler are FALSE I tell ya!

People who wear glasses wouldn't lie.

*coughs*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*pats* That's right, you keep living in denial...

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! My universe is shattered at this horrendous revelation! ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

There there. *pats* At least I didn't mention the "P" word. ;)

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

Eek!

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

ETA: Jonas? Jonas is probably a virgin. ;)

Hahahahaha. Thanks for that, MV. :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snicker*