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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2010-06-24 08:47 pm

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If they ever do an altverse special, please sign up Camille.




Jackie: Is that...? That isn't... Is Tony riding a dinosaur??! In the garden??!



Doctor: Of course not! Well...sort of. But not really. It's not a dinosaur. It's a bipedal amphibian from the Cretaceous era -- one of the really big ones that no one ever knew about, although I don't know why, other than the fact that humans always miss the obvious. I call him Bob.



Jackie: ... Right. This is weird and you know what that means.



Doctor: ... I have no idea what you're talking about. Besides, there was no mention of amphibians...in whatever you're talking about.



Jackie: Sorry. This definitely covers it. Not my fault you went and drunkenly wrote up an agreement at your wedding reception, promising to keep weird stuff away from me. My gift, you said.



Doctor: BUT! YOU TRICKED ME! SOMEHOW! SIC 'ER, BOB!
Bob: [ignores]



Jackie: So I'd like Midnight Pink on my toes, and be sure to massage the feet at least 20 minutes first.



Doctor: READY.



Jackie: Idiot.



Rose: [enjoys the floor show]