Step 1: Dump flaming sofa on freeway. Step 2: ???? Step 3: PROFIT.

[mrv3000]

For the most part I like living in a city. I'm an urban dweller and too much open space is creepy, man. But then there are days I'm checking traffic for the commute home and see this:

Issue Sigalert: Couch on fire in the middle lane.

*facepalm*

I just...I don't even know.