mrv3000 | Poor space sharks.

I swear it's the giant drug cocktail I'm on at the moment, but I've been having very vivid dreams. Last night's was like I was watching the DW Christmas special, complete with Eleven, River, Amy, Rory and a guest appearance by Rose. Aside from the obvious, this is weird because I've watched 2 whole episodes of S5. Highlights of my dream special:

River thwacked Eleven on the head with a circuit board for being a dick. I laughed and decided I liked River more than the Doctor.
Amy and Rory were there, but barely. Mainly they made out in the background and I mostly ignored them.
Rose was there but it turned out that it wasn't really Rose (mid episode plot twist) but some sort of TARDIS construct of Rose. Eleven flailed about a bit and mainly tried to keep "Rose" and the others separated. Then the TARDIS pulled the plug on not!Rose. (Maybe the TARDIS just wanted some lolz?)
The rest of the episode Eleven spent looking for not!Rose, while River decided she'd had enough of this bullshit and left. That's pretty much where things ended.
I remember thinking all through my dream "OMG THERE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FAN WANK BECAUSE OF ROSE." XD

I'm amused that my drugged-out mind was fairly logical in that clearly Eleven & Co should be in this year's Christmas special, the real Rose doesn't exist in this universe, and being amused at potential fanboom. However I'm sad it didn't think to include space sharks.