mrv3000 | (no subject)

You know that meme where someone describes a show they don't watch, simply based on reading their flist?

So there are two vampire brothers, and they like to lurk at a high school. As creepy pervert vampires do. Actually, I think enrolling in high school is part of the whole eternal damned mythology.

There are three main people. There's the good vampire who's a vegan or something. He doesn't eat people. But maybe dogs? (Calling the ASPCA.) He's sort of the weenie vampire.

Then there's the girl who apparently is awesome, but not quite awesome enough to get the hell away from the fucking vampires.

And finally there is the bad boy vampire who does eat people. And because he has manpain he gets a pass on raping and murdering and so on. ISSUES, MAN.

There is a giant fandom war about who the girl will be with, which is slightly refreshing since often shows are about who will win the Penis of Awesome. Anyway, I think the show wants the good vampire and the books want the bad vampire...or something. I still want her to get the hell away from the fucking vampires.

There are lots of carnivals for some reason. Good underage fun.

And there might be werewolves? I'm not 100%, but generally where there are vampires, werewolves are hanging around.

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