Damon professed undying love for Elena, which was a good or bad thing depending on your shipping persuasion. He was also either awesome or infantile or creepy in the episode. All of the above?
Stefan...exists.
People actually turned up at school. (We'll just ignore the fact that they're all in their 20s and 30s because obviously they all look like high school students. Really.)
The fish continues to possess the Doctor Who Companion.
Also, the fish-possessed-Doctor-Who-Companion is a teacher. HUH. How do they tell the teachers from the students if they're all the same age?
No Yeti sightings. (Damn.)
No motor home sightings. (TVD promos fill me with MWAH.)
Elena signs the mortgage. Paperwork hilarity ensues. (Do not her parents realize she's now a property owner? Did you file taxes, Elena? DID YOU? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.)