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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2011-04-16 09:55 pm

TVD


  • Damon professed undying love for Elena, which was a good or bad thing depending on your shipping persuasion. He was also either awesome or infantile or creepy in the episode. All of the above?

  • Stefan...exists.

  • People actually turned up at school. (We'll just ignore the fact that they're all in their 20s and 30s because obviously they all look like high school students. Really.)

  • The fish continues to possess the Doctor Who Companion.

  • Also, the fish-possessed-Doctor-Who-Companion is a teacher. HUH. How do they tell the teachers from the students if they're all the same age?

  • No Yeti sightings. (Damn.)

  • No motor home sightings. (TVD promos fill me with MWAH.)

  • I think someone almost died but didn't, probably trying for Daniel Jackson status.

  • Elena signs the mortgage. Paperwork hilarity ensues. (Do not her parents realize she's now a property owner? Did you file taxes, Elena? DID YOU? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.)
captaintish: (Dr. Who -- the world is very strange)

[personal profile] captaintish 2011-04-17 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
There's a Doctor Who companion?

How do they tell the teachers from the students if they're all the same age?

They don't. I once had an English teacher, when I was in college, where the first time he walked into class, I thought he was a student.

That was actually one of the only English classes I ever really disliked. We had to read a lot of boring papers about globalization.

But the teacher was hot.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
There's a Doctor Who companion?

There's a dude named Alric or something like that. All I can see is Adric.

They don't. I once had an English teacher, when I was in college, where the first time he walked into class, I thought he was a student.

That was actually one of the only English classes I ever really disliked. We had to read a lot of boring papers about globalization.

But the teacher was hot.


:D

But at least you all were your real ages.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Damon professed undying love for Elena, which was a good or bad thing depending on your shipping persuasion. He was also either awesome or infantile or creepy in the episode. All of the above?

LOL LOL as long as you know my opinion was the right one

The fish continues to possess the Doctor Who Companion.

*pets Adric*

It is not looking good for him.

Elena signs the mortgage. Paperwork hilarity ensues. (Do not her parents realize she's now a property owner? Did you file taxes, Elena? DID YOU? I NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.)

THESE ARE ALL VALID QUESTIONS. I can only answer the one about her parents, tho'. The short answer is: it is a tragedy. The long answer is: her adopted parents both died in a car accident, her birth mum was a vampire who just killed herself, and her birth dad is her creepy and estranged uncle who keeps trying to kill her boyfriend. She does have a guardian, though! Her aunt! Who flounced last episode. So that answers that.

I wish I knew more about the tax implications though. It might help me study for my tax exam on Tuesday.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
as long as you know my opinion was the right one

Oh, of course.

THESE ARE ALL VALID QUESTIONS. I can only answer the one about her parents, tho'. The short answer is: it is a tragedy. The long answer is: her adopted parents both died in a car accident, her birth mum was a vampire who just killed herself, and her birth dad is her creepy and estranged uncle who keeps trying to kill her boyfriend. She does have a guardian, though! Her aunt! Who flounced last episode. So that answers that.

Her dad keeps trying to stake vampires? SOUNDS SENSIBLE TO ME.

I wish I knew more about the tax implications though. It might help me study for my tax exam on Tuesday.

I also wonder about the lawn and general maintenance of the property. Also, do Stefan and Damon take turns scrubbing toilets?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Her dad keeps trying to stake vampires? SOUNDS SENSIBLE TO ME.

BUT IN A CREEPY AND SLEAZY WAY MICHELLE. It is great though. I love him. Elena's daddy played Sark on Alias and remains great.

I also wonder about the lawn and general maintenance of the property. Also, do Stefan and Damon take turns scrubbing toilets?

Damon never scrubs any toilets so Stefan is always forced to do them all himself. It's a tough life.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Damon never scrubs any toilets so Stefan is always forced to do them all himself. It's a tough life.

Vampires kind of suck to live with.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they pay someone to come in and clean for them once a week. This person probably knows all their secrets and thinks they're nuts.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Agnes who mutters "goddamn vampires" a lot. XD

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
TOTALLY. There's always so much blood to clean out of the carpet!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So where do the vampires get all their money to, you know, live and stuff?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The stock market. They invested really heavily in Apple and Google.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Or maybe they just steal it from the bank. IDK, it is hard to say.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
But they are vampires, not time travellers. What if they invested really heavily in like, Betamax or something.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a fair point. Maybe vampires just compel people into giving them money.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So they're murderers, cannibals and thieves. :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Except without the parrots.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They have attack crows though!

[identity profile] kammgirl.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL who is the DW fish companion?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Fish companion!

http://mrv3000.livejournal.com/1088244.html#cutid1

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I still pronounce "Elena" wrong.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
XD
captaintish: (Lost -- Sawyer -- ???)

[personal profile] captaintish 2011-04-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
How is it pronounced? -- I've been thinking "Ell-ayn-uh"

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's like Elaina. I read it and think of it as more like El-eh-nah. Stress on the first syllable rather than stress on the second.

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He was also either awesome or infantile or creepy in the episode. All of the above?

What Damon was like during an episode seems to depend entirely on the eye of the beholder. :-)

Also, that section of Daniel Jackson's Wikipedia article is kinda awesome. Hee.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What Damon was like during an episode seems to depend entirely on the eye of the beholder. :-)

*nods*

Also, that section of Daniel Jackson's Wikipedia article is kinda awesome. Hee.

Isn't it? It's totally deserved. XD

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I just realized how hilarious it is that vampire curses or w/e are reliant on who legally owns a property. THAT IS HILARIOUS, who drafted up this curse?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
A vampire lawyer, no doubt. :D

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I WONDER ABOUT THIS CURSE AS WELL.

Like there was a dead vampire in the basement when the deed past to Elena, right?? So fine, he doesn't need to be invited in I guess because he's dead. But then at the end of the episode she resurrects him. HOW DOES THAT WORK? WHEN HE COMES BACK TO LIFE, WILL HE BE KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE THROUGH MAGIC AND HAVE TO BE RE-INVITED IN? Or will they just skip over that (probably)? IT IS BOTHERING ME.

Maybe I will ask my flist for their opinion on this.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would anyone resurrect a vampire?? A good vampire is a dead vampire.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Because Damon is psychotic and Elena decided she liked her chances better with the dead vampire. I can't really blame her tbh.

But I am very confused about how/when/if he will be invited in.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-17 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So what if a vampire came to my door and I invited him in. I'm not the homeowner and my name is not on the deed. Would one of my parents have to invite them in?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so. Lol clearly this is a gaping plothole.