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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2011-04-18 08:27 pm

Don't cry, hockey fan!

[livejournal.com profile] goldy_dollar is crying great tears of sadness due to hockey right now. So in order to cheer her up, please write her Ten (Doctor Who) and Stefan (Vampire Diaries) crossover fic!



The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS, ready to grab Rose's hand and skip over to the town fair. Skip in a very Time Lordy way, of course. Instead he stopped, sniffing the air. And sniffed again.

"Vampires," he muttered.

"What? Vampires?" Rose bounced slightly. "We actually get to see vampires?"

The Doctor sniffed one more time. "Ooh, sorry. This lot is the non-sparkling, rabbit-eating type."

"Oh."

"And they go to high school in their spare time."

"Bit rubbish, isn't it?"

"Rubbish?" asked a pretty boy who was most obviously a vampire. (His cinnamon-ish smell was practically overpowering.) "Oh, trash? We have plenty of trash cans at the fair. Our fairs are top notch!"

The Doctor really should stake this vampire, putting him out of his forced-town-fairs rabbit-eating existence, but there was an element of emo that spoke to him for some reason. He almost told the vampire he'd save him, but after all, he didn't even sparkle.

So the Doctor and Rose went off to the fair and watched a few vampires eat some rabbits, and then went back to the TARDIS for more adventures.

THE END.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
The Doctor really should stake this vampire, putting him out of his forced-town-fairs rabbit-eating existence, but there was an element of emo that spoke to him for some reason. He almost told the vampire he'd save him, but after all, he didn't even sparkle.

\o/\o/

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FIC.

I really don't know why more people don't write me this crossover combination more often.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
There's so much potential with all the manpain and hair gel!

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
And they both love a human who will die and leave them one day! :O

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly Stefan's only option is to spontaneously duplicate himself (worm-like). His duplicate will obviously no longer be a vampire and he and Elena can skip happily off to another universe Scotland.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Omg it's perfect. :O Clone!Stefan and Elena can go hang out with Cloen and Rose in Scotland, and Ten and Stefan can hang out in a bar being really sad and maybe a little crazy.

SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
And then they can go marry historic figures for the lolz.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
And then they could go drown an alien species together!

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
There is a bromance movie in here somewhere.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"He's a time-traveling alien. He's a bloodsucker from hell. Together they fight crime!"

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
XD XD XD

I would watch the hell out of that.

[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded!

[identity profile] kammgirl.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OT: Did you see my Canadian shout out to you in my last entry?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Also it's actually kind of scary how well their facial expressions match in that banner.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's the expression of DEEP SOULFULNESS.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I tried making it into an icon, but I failed. :p

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
EVERYTHING NEEDS BIRDS.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
LOL the bird brings out the emo, manpain, and hair.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's the unifying factor, really.

[identity profile] firstofoct.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE THE BANNER! manpain....emo....hair.....

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
XD They have so much in common!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
XD

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-04-19 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
I assume this is a prequel to my fic. It helps explain Cloen's devastation that she has become ~one of them~.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Vampire!Rose will have to go to 100 percent more carnivals.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! I mean, SHE DOESN'T SPARKLE. I'm not sure an attack crow makes up for that.

[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Aww! That was lovely XD

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why thank you. XD

[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
XD



You are made of awesome. That is all.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
XD Just doing my part by bringing hair and emo together!

[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case you must include Neal Caffrey who has amazing hair and epic manpain as demonstrated below:



okay he's not the last of the timelords or a sparkle-deficient vampire but he's a conman who has to work with the only man who ever caught him and his girlfriend ditched him WHILE HE WAS IN PRISON.

I love this show

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know - do buddy shows work with three people?

[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*sporfle* I await her response ;D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
XD

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
lol this banner gets better every time I look at it.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's making you want to write, isn't it?

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft, I already wrote this fic. XD

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-04-19 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But she's hungry for more!