[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
STELLA!

*dies*

You are very invested in the plotlines of a show you do not watch.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
WHY IS NO ONE VOTING FOR WEREPIRE? D:
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
LALALALALALALALALALA HE CAN BE A WEREPIRE...

Well, if we're talking science, I still want to know how vampires can do certain things without a pulse. :D

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
They have heartbeats! Maybe! I THINK! I don't know! I might have made that up.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Can they have baby vampires?
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. So introducing a wolf bit in a vampire makes them able to spawn, otherwise they're out of luck. *ponders*
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, werewolves have to kill someone each month to stay a werewolf? What if they don't kill anyone?

And go Klaus! I'm all for werepires! And sharktopuses! And giraffeabears!
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[identity profile] marble-rose.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! They do! I remember Damon saying something about how, as long as they have enough blood in their system, everything functions normally (more or less).

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how they lose it. Presumably they drink blood to keep the supply up.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DO WEREWOLF BITES KILL VAMPIRES IF THE CURSE WAS BS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

HOW DID THEY TRAP KATHERINE IN THE TOMB THAT HAD BEEN DEACTIVATED A SEASON EARLIER IN MASQUERADE.

I try not to think about these questions for the sake of my sanity. It's all good.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Self-repairing trap?
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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
But all the rest of the vampires got out and joined up with Pearl, didn't they? I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS AN ENTIRE SEASON AGO.
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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
They do the spell to release Katherine and then Grams dies and then the vampires get out and Bonnie skips town because Gram died for nothing. OR SOMETHING.

In other news, that icon is the most adorable.
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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I am glad someone is on this. It is an important decision to sort out.

Nina Dobrev + Canada hat is basically cuteness to the power of infinity.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-05-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DID THEY TRAP KATHERINE IN THE TOMB THAT HAD BEEN DEACTIVATED A SEASON EARLIER IN MASQUERADE.

BECAUSE OF THE RIFT/THE TIME WAR/EXPELLIARMUS

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wait! Did Stefan come back in time and tell himself to reset the trap?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-05-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe Stefan only began stalking Elena because futureStefan came back in time and told pastStefan to stalk Elena.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooooooooh!

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, the writers missed out there.
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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
*pet pet pet*

Michelle, when if Damon doesn't turn into a werepire next week, I will write you a fic about it.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
YAY!

I have a feeling werepire!Damon would appreciate a cameo by the Doctor and Rose.
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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
YES! :D

Damon is a werepire and everyone else is very confused

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't...." Stefan began, gesturing a lot in front of him as if this would help clarify the situation, "....understand."

After all, he had tried to do something both stupid and heroic to save his brother from dying, and his plans had failed miserably. And yet, here he was. Still alive.

"I think it's obvious," said Elena, "Damon is a werewolf."

"But also still a vampire," Damon pointed out.

"Actually," came a new voice, "I believe the term you're looking for is 'werepire.'"

One vampire, one human, and one... werepire.... turned their heads in the direction of the newcomer. He was dressed in a well-cut suit and holding the hand of a blonde woman. In his other hand, he held up a blue, flashing stick.

Stefan turned to Elena. "That's a little weird. Did things just get a little weird?"

"Yup."

"Whatever, guys," said Damon. "It's cool. Vampire. Werewolf. Werepire. I can handle it."

"No, it is not 'all cool,'" said the newcomer, in an unpatient British accent. "Being a vampire is bad enough, but as a werepire...."

"I am basically unstoppable," said Damon, with a grin. "I could do anything. I could take a bath with all of my bath salts. Right now. And there will be no one to stop me."

"This is a nightmare," Stefan whispered, horrified.

Elena patted him on the shoulder.

The blonde woman raised a hand. "Actually, we're here to stop you." She looked at her male partner, who was now holding up the blue stick in front of Damon's face and making "hmm" noises. She frowned. "I think."

"Yes!" said the man. "Right! Stop you! From... taking a bath." He stuck his hand out. "Hello, I'm the Doctor, by the way. And this is Rose."

"Hi," said the woman, with a surprisingly warm smile for someone who had just been threatening them.

Damon stared at the man and then glanced at Stefan and Elena. "Can I kill him?"

"NO!!" came two voices at once.

Damon looked momentarily glum and then forced a smile. He took the Doctor's hand and shook it. Hard. "Damon. And this is my brother, Stefan. And our girlfriend, Elena."

"My girlfriend, Elena."

"Semantics," said Damon.

"Right," said the Doctor, forcibly taking his hand back from Damon's grip. He blinked down at his blue stick. "Well as Rose put it, we can't very well leave a werepire to run about unsupervised. Do you know, I met a young werepire once," he said thoughtfully while Rose looked amused. "A long time ago. Ooh, what was his name? Klao? Koreo? Something that started with 'K...'"

"Klaus?" Elena offered in a weak voice.

"That was it!" said the Doctor. "Got there in just the nick of time too. He wanted to start his own army - well, that never works out well in my experience and I do have quite a lot of it - but lucky for the world, I was there to stop him."

There was a long silence.

Stefan recovered first. Clearing his throat, he approached the Doctor and said, very sincerely, "Listen, I share your concerns." He cast a look at his brother. "I do. But this doesn't have to end badly. I will keep an eye on him, I promise. We can work this out. There doesn't need to be violence."

Damon made a "pfft" noise.

The Doctor looked from Stefan, to Damon, and then back again. Finally, he looked at Rose, "Well?"

She shrugged. "I dunno. I mean, what's he going to do anyway? So once a month he turns into a wolf. It sounds almost like a... curse more than a power."

"Funny you should put it that way," Damon muttered.

"Alright," said the Doctor. "I like the sounds of no violence myself. Let me just take a few more readings - " he buzzed the flashing blue light in Damon's direction before abruptly putting it in his pocket " - and we'll be off."

He took Rose's hand and the two of them started off, but Rose called back over her shoulder, "But we'll be watching you!"

They turned around a bend and disappeared. That was when Stefan collapsed.

"STEFAN!" yelled Elena, rushing to his side.

"Alright, easy, Elena," said Damon, crouching down next to her. "It's just the shock that someone took him up on his 'no violence' offer. Just give him a few minutes to recover."

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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's so BEAUTIFUL! :D

"Damon. And this is my brother, Stefan. And our girlfriend, Elena."

"My girlfriend, Elena."


BWAH!

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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
\o/

I AM SO PLEASED YOU LIKE IT. This is the most fic I have written in like two months. I feel as though it is a crowned masterpiece.

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[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
It is a masterpiece! :D

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[identity profile] yourebrilliant.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
IS THIS A SHERLOCK QUOTE? or am I just obsessed ;D

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[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
LOL THIS FIC IS THE GREATEST.

THE LAST LINE IS MY FAVOURITE.

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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/ I AM WEIRDLY PROUD OF IT. MY FIRST TVD/DW CROSSOVER.

Poor Stefan. Meeting the only other person in the entire universe who would take him up on his "let's work this out peacefully" offer.

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[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE A VD/DW CROSSOVER BEFORE YOU DID.

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[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW BUT NOW I HAVE THE BUG AND WANT TO WRITE MANY MORE.

SPEAKING OF, WHERE IS THE FIRST CHAPTER OF "CLOEN AND ROSE RUIN STEFAN AND ELENA'S SHEEP FARMING DOMESTIC BLISS IN SCOTLAND?"

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[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL I WILL TRY AND WRITE SOME SOON, BB.

[identity profile] tripocket.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't pick werepire because it would have to be werepire zombie and you did not put zombie... so I went with STELLA!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
DAMN!! Poor werepire getting no love! *sniffs*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-05-07 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad Stella has the most votes. You have a sensible flist.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
*is proud of them*
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea who STELLA! is, but it seemed the sensible choice.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
It is a sensible choice! XD

(Stella from A Streetcar Named Desire. :D)
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[identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah hah hah! Excellent. *G*

[identity profile] asgaja.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
A Damon Werepire would be AWESOME! I for one am hoping! :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
It would be perfect!!

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
lol I am so confused by the bath product options. Maybe I should read more posts about TVD and it will explain things.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
A few episodes back someone mentioned that it looked like Damon had a good-sized stash of bath products. :D