You may be a fic snob.

[mrv3000]

If you wake up each day, excited to read mailing lists to hunt down new badfic, you may be a fic snob.

If you die a little inside each time the hero is reduced to reciting poetry, outside of the Shakespeare fandom, you may be a fic snob.

If you get grossed out anytime someone gets publicly horny over some "hawt pr0n," you may be a fic snob.

If you have to restrain yourself from *really* doing what the author wants when you see a plea for feedback, you may be a fic snob.

If you start becoming convinced that badfic authors are only writing in order to torment you and you alone, you may be a fic snob.

If you scream in terror at the very mention of the word "songfic," you may be a fic snob.

And finally...

If you wince anytime someone mentions the word "beagles," you may be a fic snob.

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There are probably more, but the coffee hasn't fully kicked in yet.

As I was telling someone a while back, nandamai x mrv3000 + Sundays online = trouble. (With a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool.)

Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Fic snob and proud of it, baby!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

When we're very old, we're all going to wind up somewhere, muttering to ourselves about the goddamn beagles between drags on the ciggies.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

*is a sadist*

Songfic!!!!!

Beagles!!!!!!!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS*

WAH!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Be careful, or you're going to end up with some beagles in your Sam/Teal'c fic.