BTH!

[mrv3000]

So poohmusings pointed out this link to a S9 SG-1 pic that's really only spoilery in a casting sense (that 99% of people know about already anyway.) ETA: More S9 casting spoilers in the comments.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/nialla42/58195.html

Which sparked this reaction from josephides:

MV: Beware the hair!
MV: HA!
Jojo: I'm bewaring.
MV: Dude. There will be so much slash written about these two.
Jojo: OMG THE HAIR.
Jojo: I DIDN'T TRULY BEWARE THE HAIR.
Jojo: YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WAS FACIAL.
Jojo: MOTHERFUCKINGMOO.
MV: *pats*
MV: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jojo: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH MICHELLE.
Jojo: I CAN'T SEEM TO STOP THE CAPITALS.
Jojo: MY HORROR IS JUST SO CAPITALISED.

And also brings to mind something from MST3K:

"Hey, Mike! A new mustache! Hey, it looks good, it really does!"

"You think?"

"Yeah, it's great! It looks good! It's a look that challenges people. Good for you, Mike! Yeah, it says, 'I look like this and I don't even care!' I say 'Go, man, go!'"

"Well-- well, great. Thanks. We--we'll be right ba--"

"It gives you a sort of Howard Sprague élan. Only not so overtly macho. Oh yeah, an unqualified success so long as no one looks directly at your face!"

"Ok, well ... we'll be right ..."

"You've declared your contempt for the world! Go get 'em, sport!"

Comments

BEWARE

[josephides.livejournal.com]

Karen: MS should have thought about his baby before he grew thar beard! His baby must be scared out of her mind EVERY SINGLE DAY.
MV: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jojo: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: BEWARE

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

So. Funny.

[josephides.livejournal.com]

Karen: i've never been so unattracted to MS ever.

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

I AM SCARRED.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*cowers*

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

You and everyone else that has viewed the image. I'm now considering stabbing out my eyes just to erase the burnt in horror on my retinas!

[jennylouise123.livejournal.com]

All these people are saying Ben's hot but all I'm noticing in that pic is facial hair. And dude if you turn the picture upside down the beard looks the same as his normal hair.

*gets scared*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

And dude if you turn the picture upside down the beard looks the same as his normal hair.

OMG! It's backwards masking! DEVIL HAIR!!

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

I have been unable to focus on Ben -- Wait. Is he even in that pic? -- because MS's beard DISTURBS MY EYEBALLS.

[mattimooz.livejournal.com]

Its just so friggin mesmorising - the beard not Ben!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I know!

*tries to blink*

[mattimooz.livejournal.com]

You wont be able to! I've been trying since I saw it.

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Holy Missing Link, Batman! That's just ... AN ABOMINATION!

Someone contact the Vatican. We need an exorcism pronto!

It's so scary that nobody will even notice that the cast has changed. No wonder AT is taking so many episodes off, and RDA is AWOL. NIGHTMARE!

And if he does scenes with the robot woman his wife, it'll be Tin Man meets The Gorilla!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yes! An exorcism! That might, *might* just do it!

(And I don't think I've ever seen the MS wife in action before. A bit stilted?)

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it's a plot point? It's some short haired creature that is currently sucking on Daniel's face, and will one day spawn an ALIEN from his stomach?

Hang on, it just struck me that if the pic is that bad now, the ALIEN could look even worse! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

See, my eyes keep ignoring Shanks. And staring at Ben. I can't help it, I'm shallow. And that lighting is horrible. You people are making him look like a lobster!

And his eyes are prettier.

*distracted*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I am in *awe* of your ability to ignore the hair. *bows*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

It's hard to ignore the hair, but Ben has a... hypnotic quality to him sometimes. Even though he's not that way in this pic, the residual hotness from other pics overflows into my brain.

There will be so much slash about those two guys. *is scared of the beard!slash*

*and is Sam/Cam shipper just to make everyone mad*

[woodface]

I WISH! *wails*

[j-guda.livejournal.com]

Dayum! And I thought the hippie patch in the b movie was bad.

*shivers*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

FEAR THE HAIR!

[sandra47.livejournal.com]

hahahaha Ahh you kill me. Ahem.

That facial hair is pretty disturbing...but I seriously think he must have done this cause he knows there is no way in hell he can compete with the hotness that is Ben. And I cant stop staring at Ben...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ooooo. Maybe you're right. The beard is a white flag of surrender!

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

LOL! Further proof of how much hotter BB is and how MS will never be able to compete. ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Poor MS. He tries to hard! But this hair faux pas will definitely leave him in the dust. :(