The Hamster Strikes Back

[mrv3000]

At long last, the end is near. In fact, if all goes well, February 12, 2003, just might be the date we put this hamster to rest.

Get out those lightsabers and start lining up around the block, kids, cause "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night II: The Hamster Strikes Back" is coming soon to a theater near you.

Soon people everywhere will be repeating this catchphrase:

I'm not slutty, I'm just friendly

I'm planning on making that little gem my own personal credo.

Comments

but but but ...

[nandamai]

what if I am slutty?

Re: but but but ...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Okay, so maybe *you* won't be repeating the nifty catchphrase. But feel free to buy story-related merchandise! Lunchboxes, t-shirts (oh, those will have the slogan on them), bobble head dolls, toasters with hamsters sticking out of them...

Hey, how's the ankle?

Re: but but but ...

[nandamai]

I think a toaster with a hamster sticking out would scare me (not to mention scare my hamsters).

Hey, how's the ankle?

Sigh. It's seriously cramping oh-so-cool urban sophisticate style. ;) Oh, and it hurts, but that's a minor concern, really. Sigh.