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To all those whom I apparently control:
I'm sitting here looking at the latest "...it's all Michelle's fault..." wondering what I've done to deserve this again, when it hit me. Why the hell am I fighting this? Apparently I have powers. Persuasive powers. Why can't I just run with that? So in that spirit, I am issuing the following decrees:
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josephides shall immediately commence co-writing the third installment of the Dark and Stormy fics: Return of the Cheese.- suzvoy shall sprint back to the safe arms of Sam/Jack where she will complete any and all outstanding WIPs so long as they don't interfere with her Remedies series.
- nandamai shall continue to write lovely Sam/Jack smut, preferably using the phrase "greased weasels" as much as possible. After all, you can never say, "going at it like a pair of greased weasels" often enough in life.
- hyari shall write more parodies as they amuse me so. Slash parodies shall be acceptable.
- spikesbuffy shall continue making endless screen captions, as they also amuse me.
- familyarchives shall continue making SG icons. Again, they cause much amusement.
I believe I have issued specific demands to all those I know I control. If I missed you but you really feel I control you, go get me a cookie.
Oh, and if you think I'm serious about any of this, then I'm really, really sad for you. Really.
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Ooo. In-joke. Oh, I really don't care. Doesn't matter. :)
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Good to see you have this all figured out :)
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Does that mean I get to call you stilly names?
Oh wait. I already do.
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Stilly? Perhaps another Brit-ism? Like stilton? You're calling me cheese?!
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Fruit would be more interesting...
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How did I know it would all come back to Jonas' banana? *g*
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Because everything always does, honey.
OMG! I just realised! Jack actually says it!
"You calling us fruit?"
See! Even Herak knew...
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"You calling us fruit?"
Without going to look at it again, I'm *sure* that Jack gave Jonas a meaningful look during that scene. Also, Jonas seemed extremely troubled when Jack got beat up. :(
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He really did. Poor Jonas. And he got held back, muscles straining, heart pounding...uh...
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Crap. This is another fic, isn't it? Episode addition. *sigh*
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{ponders}
I wonder if Jonas and Jack were alone together for any length of times afterwards...
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Well, there was a lot of confusion/people running around in the woods during the fight scene towards the end.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Ah, but Sam and Jonas team up together...and are let there alone while Jack and Teal'c ring back into the pyramid...
Shit! Shit! Shit!
You bring it alllll on yourself.
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I know. I really do. Funny how my demands have met with only moderate success.
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I noticed that.
For the record, I find it easier to write Sam/Jack during the week.
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Huh. Must be all the drinking you do on the weekends. All that water and oj starts to mess with a person's head.
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Darn that vitamin C.
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Yeah. Really lousy music.