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In accordance with the prophesy
Look out, Fanged Bunny!
Something's coming over the horizon. Could it be? Why yes, it's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--Got a bit of cleaning and polishing to do, but if I wasn't going out tonight the fic would probably be posted. Sorry, not blowing off real life for internet life no matter how fun.
Skip a bit, Brother.
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Soon. Really, really soon.
Then back to the Cheese!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition
A friend of mine just downloaded me some sketches from them, with the Spanish Inquisition and the Silly Walk.
He he should call my mobile btw, I've got Monty Python's silly voice box on it =o)
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Totally! That whole movie is one giant quote. Seriously. Practically every line is quotable!
He he should call my mobile btw, I've got Monty Python's silly voice box on it =o)
Funny!
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Yeah, esp the French soldiers.
I almost put "At the tone of the beep I will wave my private parts in your direction" on it but then thought that maybe my mom shouldn't hear that.
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"I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!"
"What are you doing in England?"
"Mind your own business!"
I almost put "At the tone of the beep I will wave my private parts in your direction" on it but then thought that maybe my mom shouldn't hear that.
Oh yeah. Some things are just not meant for parental ears. *g*
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Don't you just love those insults? LOL
Ok, I think we could easily end up quoting the whole movie. Like you said every line is quotable. ;o)
Btw have fun with what you're going to do out there in the real world. =o)
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Thanks muchly! Meeting up with some musical-type friends for a little jam session. I play bass.
[insert your bass player joke here]
Speaking of which *looking at clock* gotta scoot!
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I honestly don't know any.
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A lead guitar wannabe
How can you tell a bass player's fouling their lines?
Can't. The register's too low to hear it, so just ALWAYS assume they're flubbing their lines.
How is a bass guitar solo like the female g-spot?
They're both mythical
Okay, so when there IS a bass guitar solo, how is it like a premature ejaculation?
Both are unwelcome and both take the audience by surprise. Can't control either; just try to get over the embarrassment.
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A guitar player comes to the doctor and complains about a serious deterioration of his memory. He especially has a hard time remembering correct changes and is afraid to lose all his gigs. Since the doctor can't find the cause, he asks the guitarist to leave behind his brain for a week in his lab for more detailed examinations. After seven days the guitar player fails to show up, and even after 2 more weeks there's no sign of him. Finally the doctor runs into him on the street, grabs him and asks: "Excuse me, but your brain is still waiting for you to stop by and pick it up, so why don't you show up?" The guitarist says, "Well, I think you can keep it; I finally switched to bass..."
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A violist, a tenor sax player and a guitar player arrive at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks them over and says immediately, "All of you must go directly to hell."
"Wait!" the three protest, "All of us?"
Saint Peter hesitates. "Okay, only one of you can go to hell for all three. But you must prove your worthiness to be among the chosen two."
The violist answers: "Sometimes when I try very hard, I can pass myself off as a violin. And I never play alto clef if I can help it."
"Done!" Saint Peter answers, and lets the violist through.
The tenor sax player answers: "Sometimes when I try very hard, I can pass myself off as an alto sax. And I only play music originally written for trombones."
"Done!" Saint Peter answers, and waves the tenor sax player through.
"Wait!" the guitar player answers, "Does this mean I have to go to hell by default?"
Saint Peter pauses. "It wouldn't have mattered what you were going to say."
The guitar player is indignant. "But I was going to say that sometimes, if I try very hard, I can pass myself off as a bass player."
Saint Peter: "Exactly my point."
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She turned me into a newt...
*love* that film :)
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Who doesn't? *g*
"I blame Michelle"
*ignores the fact that she quoted the swallow discussion not that much before this post on her own LJ*
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*opens a funds for everyone to donate to*
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