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Decree Update
Woo hoo!
nandamai has posted her new fic This Close (go read now!) which means that my checklist is pretty much taken care of.
spikesbuffy continues to make captions (just about hourly) and
familyarchives has been distributing icons. And if you haven't heard,
josephides and I are working on the third Dark & Stormy.
That just leaves
hyari (but I understand she had an unfortunate plot bunny drive-by, so I can cut her some slack), and then
suzvoy. Suz, Suz, Suz. Thou hast been given the name "Queen of the WIPs" and justly so. Well, there's always one in a bunch.
That just leaves

::bows to Master::
At some point in your afternoon/evening, could you send me an email reminding me to do that? Or I'll, um, forget.
Yeah.
Night.
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*pats*
At some point in your afternoon/evening, could you send me an email reminding me to do that?
Can it be an annoying email? Hmmm. That gives me an idea...
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Oh pants, I really must stop giving you these ideas.
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Hey! Watch your language, young lady!
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If you persist with this young lady/little miss kick, I'm gonna start calling you grandma. Or Mom.
How d'ya feel about that then, huh, huh?
Okay. You can mock me now. I'll just... go to bed and read the mocking in the morning.
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Creeped out. And that you would make a great match for Narim.
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*sticks tongue out*
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Have just realised am biologically old enough to be Jojo's mother.
*runs away screaming*
I so did not need to know that.
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carry the one, plus five
Slightly too young. Not by much. Well, maybe. *So* don't want to go there.
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Never. Mentioning. It. Again.
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Okay, now you're disturbing me.
Let us never speak of this again.
EEEEP!
Oops! Looks like I'm slacking. Have been reading Sue Corkill and nanda smutfic though. That's a good excuse, right?
Looking for new pic now, Mistress!
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Thanks, Mistress. Though this doesn't bother me as much as I think it should, since I'd much rather read someone else's fic than write one myself, any day (yeah, I'm lazy, sue me, 'kay? *g*).
Will you take a very sarcastic drabble inspired by your Narim=Loon post?
And if you haven't heard, josephides and I are working on the third Dark & Stormy.
*Chants*: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
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Sarcastic? *puppy dog panting* Yes please.
*Chants*: Cheese! Cheese!...
Shhh! Don't tell Jojo - here's a clip:
".... and that's why, I think we should go to P3W SEX tomorrow," Daniel finished. He cleared his throat and glanced up at Jack, who was nodding appreciatively. Daniel could bullshit with the best of them.
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Sarcastic? *puppy dog panting* Yes please.
Okay. I was remembering when Teal'c is saying to Carter in that ep, you know, when he says, "Narim seems to have strong feelings for you" or something like that and Carter starts saying, "I know, it's just that..." before they're interrupted by Narim. Her thoughts:
*Start Drabble*
It’s just that…
Yes, I was once attracted to Narim. He had The Eyes and The Voice and that really cool emotion recording thingamagiggy. But then Martouf came along, and he *also* had The Eyes and The Voice, and Orlin? His glowy essence sharing – waaaaaaaaaay better than any emotion recording thingamagiggy. And those Tollan uniforms? Does *nothing* for Narim’s figure, and I think he’s gotten a paunch. Hello, crunches, anyone? And I know I haven’t technically met Joe yet, but I’m sure he’ll have *way* better shoes than Narim. And did you *see* the Colonel in his dress uniform?! Rowrrrl.
I am feeling more sarcasm coming on:
(Announcer voice): SG-1 arrive at an alien planet where they encounter a mysterious (fill in the blank here). Will (insert two SG-1 members) be able to unlock the mysterious in time to save (insert the other two SG-1 members here) before it’s too late? Will they survive and get back home? Or will time run out? Stay tuned, for the next Stargate SG-1!!!!
**Start**
Daniel: “Ooh, natives!”
O’Neill: “Daniel, get away from the natives!”
Daniel: “Jack, you’re hurting the natives!”
O’Neill: “Daniel, I’m gonna hurt *you* if you don’t…”
**Meanwhile**
Carter: “Ooh, natives!”
Teal’c: “As these natives are not enslaved by Goa’uld, have never been enslaved in the past by the Goa’uld, and there’s not threat that they will be enslaved by the Goa'uld anytime in the near future, I will shut up for the rest of this episode.”
Carter: “Wait! I think I have a solution that will save Colonel O’Neill and Daniel!”
**Later**
Daniel: “Look, it’s Sam! She’s here to save us. And Teal'c! Hooray!”
O’Neill: “Yes. But as it is *Sam* saving our lives, I’ll make a point of not thanking her. Ever.”
Teal’c: Hooray, indeed.
**End**
".... and that's why, I think we should go to P3W SEX tomorrow," Daniel finished.
Ooh, please, please please please can I use this as my new sig? I never post anywhere, so no one will see it? Please please please please? Please please please please? Please please please please?
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As for the rest of the post - much giggling here in the UK.
O’Neill: “Yes. But as it is *Sam* saving our lives, I’ll make a point of not thanking her. Ever.”
So true. So true.
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It's just that...
Oh, too funny!! Crunches anyone? Hee!
Ooo. Stargate madlibs! So many fill in the blank things you could do! I tried to think of one. But it's too early yet.
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I'm so lucky :)
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Lucky. Vexing.
In the end they're just words - but which word to pick? Hmm.
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In the end they're just words - but which word to pick? Hmm.
I have a feeling...
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*g*