Happy Valentine's Day, my dear flist! *smoooooooooch*
And now for some tough love. For the love of all that's good in the world, please stop saying "mom" and "dad" for Laura and Adama on BSG. *SHUDDER* Thank you.
Scene - A mid-sized blue and white planet floats serenely in space. The planet is recognizable as Earth. As the camera slowly pans around the planet, a large spacecraft moves into orbit. It is a Dalek Battlecruiser.
A beeping sound is heard, as the Dalek Battlecruiser monitors internet traffic. The screen dissolves to show an AIM Chat Session.
[Lam30ne says] It k1lls me to s33 mom and dad at odds!!!!!11111 [TooLam3 says] I knoe!!!!111111 [Lam30ne says] thy n33d to k155 and mak3 bab13s on Galactica!!!!!111111 [TooLam3 says] I knoe!!!!!1111111 .... [Exterminate!Exterminate! has entered the room] [TooLam3 says] dood!!! wanna talk abot mom and dad and BSG? [Exterminate!Exterminate! says] Your conversation has been monitored, and found to be without value. The "mom" and "dad" you speak of are not your biological parents. You are projecting! [Lam30ne says] duuuud!!!!1111! Yxr soooo not l33t! [Exterminate!Exterminate! says] Your lives have been forefit. You will be exterminated! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! [TooLam3 says] ROFLMAO [Lam30ne says] LOL!!11!!!! [Exterminate!Exterminate! says] EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
The camera pans back out to orbit, where bolts of energy blast down from the Dalek Battlecruiser, hitting specific targets in North America. The camera follows one blast down, showing it very specifically vaporizing an individual and their computer.
[TooLam3 has been disconnected] [Lam30ne has been disconnected] [Exterminate!Exterminate! says] DALEKS RULE! [Exterminate!Exterminate! says] B-)
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A beeping sound is heard, as the Dalek Battlecruiser monitors internet traffic. The screen dissolves to show an AIM Chat Session.
[Lam30ne says] It k1lls me to s33 mom and dad at odds!!!!!11111
[TooLam3 says] I knoe!!!!111111
[Lam30ne says] thy n33d to k155 and mak3 bab13s on Galactica!!!!!111111
[TooLam3 says] I knoe!!!!!1111111
.... [Exterminate!Exterminate! has entered the room]
[TooLam3 says] dood!!! wanna talk abot mom and dad and BSG?
[Exterminate!Exterminate! says] Your conversation has been monitored, and found to be without value. The "mom" and "dad" you speak of are not your biological parents. You are projecting!
[Lam30ne says] duuuud!!!!1111! Yxr soooo not l33t!
[Exterminate!Exterminate! says] Your lives have been forefit. You will be exterminated! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
[TooLam3 says] ROFLMAO
[Lam30ne says] LOL!!11!!!!
[Exterminate!Exterminate! says] EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
The camera pans back out to orbit, where bolts of energy blast down from the Dalek Battlecruiser, hitting specific targets in North America. The camera follows one blast down, showing it very specifically vaporizing an individual and their computer.
[TooLam3 has been disconnected]
[Lam30ne has been disconnected]
[Exterminate!Exterminate! says] DALEKS RULE!
[Exterminate!Exterminate! says] B-)
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*SHAKES*
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