You can go now.

[mrv3000]

I have discovered *the* most annoying thing on the planet. More annoying than nails down a chalkboard. More annoying than discovering you've left your car lights on overnight.

That is someone who is on a diet who forces you to listen about said diet.

Comments

[taogrl.livejournal.com]

Amen, Sister. It's like being around a reformed addict.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Totally...

I was going to say more but kept getting distracted by your icon. :D

[taogrl.livejournal.com]

It was a cover from the New Yorker. I just love tattoos and thought it was a super hoot.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It's mesmerizing!

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

I did a set of presentations once with a bunch of co-workers, all of whom had gone on a high-protein diet. By the end, I would think things like "oh, I shouldn't eat that sandwich, it has bread in it WAIT I AM NOT ACTUALLY EVEN ON A DIET."

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Brainwashing, I tell you! Annoying brainwashing at that!

[elly427.livejournal.com]

If one more co-worker tells me how many wright watchers points my orange/sandwich/bowl of soup is worth, I shall smack them soundly.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh LORD. If I were you, I'd start sneaking butter into their coffee.