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[mrv3000]

Okay, yeah. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. From the latest TWoP review of The Doctor Dances. And yeah, it may only be funny to me and my fandom observations thus far.

"You just assume I'm..." the Doctor snarfles, "...You just assume that I don't...dance." He's wounded and a bit vulnerable, like he's feeling the creeped-out sexual repression of half of The 40 Year-Old Virgin fandom breathing down his neck. Rose: "What, are you telling me you do? Dance?" The Doctor points out that he's nine hundred years old: "I've been around a bit. I think you can assume that at some point I've 'dahnced.'" (This last word quite proper.) She continues to grin at him, yelping, "You! Doesn't the universe implode or something if you...dance?" (That's nothing, motherfucker: try suggesting he regenerate as a woman.)

The whole review is here. Again. Would have Jacob's children. I would.

Comments

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

Such a good recap! Of course, it's a brilliant episode.

I particularly liked: "'...let's go check out your space-junk.' WORD."

Um. Hi. randomly happened upon it by accidentally clicking the wrong button on a dr who comm.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I've loved all his recaps for every episode - such an entertaining read!

I was snickering over This just in: the Doctor cops to spending long bored nights playing with his screwdriver. Mwah.

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

Sorry to break the news to you, but you can't have Jacob's children because I signed up like a year ago. THe minute he isn't gay I am so there. ;)

I'm joking, but occasionally my sister will run into my room and screech, "Jacob REALLY IS YOU!" And then proceed to quote something from one of his recaps that I agree with or said or love.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Sorry to break the news to you, but you can't have Jacob's children because I signed up like a year ago. THe minute he isn't gay I am so there. ;)

NO! Mine mine mine!!!

I'm joking, but occasionally my sister will run into my room and screech, "Jacob REALLY IS YOU!" And then proceed to quote something from one of his recaps that I agree with or said or love.

HA!! I just love them so, so much. I kept poking at the site today, even though I'm on the email list. *FANGIRLS*

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

NO! Mine mine mine!!!

First come, first serve!!!


HA!! I just love them so, so much. I kept poking at the site today, even though I'm on the email list. *FANGIRLS*

I actually have been known to QUOTE his American Idol recaps, I swear, he's the only reason I watch that show. Just so I can read the recaps. His stuff about Constantine last season is quite possibly the funniest stuff I have EVER read on that site or any other.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

First come, first serve!!!

*sniff*

I actually have been known to QUOTE his American Idol recaps, I swear, he's the only reason I watch that show. Just so I can read the recaps. His stuff about Constantine last season is quite possibly the funniest stuff I have EVER read on that site or any other.

I may have to check that out. I've heard that his BSG recaps are no short of awesome and I've been meaning to check that out too.

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

ach, I always mean to read the BSG recaps, but I have this weird blocked memory with that show and can't remember enough to laugh properly at the jokes.

And man, if you ever do read the AI ones...I have to find you when he was talking about Constantine being the geeky weird guy who falls in love with the really nice popular girl and serenades her in the cafeteria.