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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2006-09-28 10:51 am
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For [livejournal.com profile] chiroho

The five things Rose found in the TARDIS that made no sense until after she'd met Sarah Jane. (things related to former companions that obviously weren't the Doctor's)

1. The zebra-print slingbacks.

2. The birth control pills and the case of Midol.

3. The "Pert and Popular" hair care line, which was just coincidental timing with Sarah Jane, as it turned out it really was the Doctor's.

4. All the "Happy Doctor's Day" cards on the fireplace mantel.

5. The "Time Travel for Dummies" book in the library.

[identity profile] empty-ambition.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
God this one is funnier then the last list! Keep them coming!!!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :D

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
2. The birth control pills and the case of Midol.

I'd like to think, for the Doctor's own sanity, he'd have some really advanced version of the Midol that would ease the symptoms entirely. Otherwise he'd probably find himself run out of his own TARDIS on a monthly basis.

5. The "Time Travel for Dummies" book in the library.

You know, that would be useful. Also, "Time Lords for Dummies", with multiple chapters on regeneration, because it's not like that would ever be useful or anything. *eyeroll* Silly procrastinator Doctor.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to think, for the Doctor's own sanity, he'd have some really advanced version of the Midol that would ease the symptoms entirely. Otherwise he'd probably find himself run out of his own TARDIS on a monthly basis.

*snort*

Could easily be. This is actually one of those topics that you hope never ever gets talked about in fic. Ever. Never ever. I've been traumatized too many times by period fic.

"Right, Rose. Now that you'll be living on the TARDIS, here. Take this. AND LET US NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN."

:D

You know, that would be useful. Also, "Time Lords for Dummies", with multiple chapters on regeneration, because it's not like that would ever be useful or anything. *eyeroll* Silly procrastinator Doctor.

I'm thinking the Doctor needs a posted list right on the inside of the TARDIS doors.

1. Yes, I am an alien. No, I have no wish to probe you.

2. I change bodies at dramatic moments, so if some short guy with a bowl cut ever walks up to you and says he's me, he is.

3. No, we are NOT going to go visit your past self. Don't ask.

4. Dishes go in the dishwasher.

5. I really like wearing it, that's why.

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Yes, I am an alien. No, I have no wish to probe you.

Jack: "Aw, but why take all the fun out of it?" *snerk*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
HA!

[identity profile] kammgirl.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ughhh I read a period one shot once. I still can't talk about it. Kammi runs away screaming why...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
LALALALALALALA THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN WHO-RELATED FIC.

*represses*

[identity profile] m-kelbell.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Run out of the Tardis, huh? Yep -- all those young women.

One story here said that Rose noticed how the Doctor always had a large supply of CHOCALATE!! on board around that time of month...guess he learned something...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

For some reason I'm now picturing a very uncomfortable Nine waving a bar of chocolate at Rose with a "HERE." Heh heh.

[identity profile] kitmarlowescot2.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Period fics only work when you have vampires in your fandom lol.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*represses again*