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In writing, I have lots of scraps of fic left over that never get used. Combine that with an idea someone gives you (i.e.

manticoran) about the Doctor and Rose encountering the Daleks for the 25th time, and you get a few lines of Ten and Rose with a "been there, done that" attitude.

I just have this vision of the Doctor walking in on or seeing on a viewscreen Rose surrounded by Daleks for like the 5th or 6th time, and to make some comment about not only being jeopardy friendly, but also apparently a major Dalek-attractor. ~ Beck

"Okay, you," the Doctor pointed at Rose, "stop playing with the Daleks!"

"As if I'm sending out some sort of Dalek signal saying, 'Come on down, boys! I'm in the mood to talk to an insane squid.'"

"Are you?"

"Oh ha ha. You'd think they'd want to avoid me, having tried to wipe them out of existence. Or at least I should be known by now as She Who Hangs Around the Oncoming Storm, and so showing up for a chat would be a generally bad idea."

"'Hangs around?' Not sure I like that."

"You don't like me hanging around?"

"How about 'She Who Cohabits with the Oncoming Storm'? Hmm, for some reason I'm picturing Jackie coming after with me with a shotgun with that one. 'She Who Constantly Wanders Off From the Oncoming Storm.' Ooh, lacks subtlety. 'She Who Shares a Joint Pet With the Oncoming Storm.'

"A pet? What, are you saying you want a dog? A real one?"

"On second thought, I don't know. We get a dog and the next thing you know it gets eaten by dinosaurs. And then there's all the crying over poor Skipper."

"Skipper? Really? Kinda lame."

"All right, then. You come up with a better name for our imaginary dead dog."

"EXTERMINATE."

"Right! Sorry! Daleks! Where were we? Aside from the whole 'exterminate' thing?"

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yep - still love you and totally having your babies.

I want you to never, ever stop writing fic about Rose and the Doctor.

Ever.

*snickers*

*smooches*

*smoooooch*

*dies* That's hilarious! Thank you for providing something funny to read when I'm up till 2 doing homework!

Thanks!

(and yuck - homework should be avoided at 2 a.m. if at all possible)

Hee :D Love it!

Thanks! :D

Oh, geez, trying not to laugh out loud here at work. You improved on it! Skipper! Poor Skipper. And of course the Daleks are just standing there, or whatever the Daleks do, exactly, doing the Dalek-equivalent of foot-tapping, thinking, "Why won't the Doctor pay attention to meeeee? I'm going to exterminate everyone, and all he can do is chit-chat with that stupid blonde!" Or something.

Oh, geez, trying not to laugh out loud here at work. You improved on it!

I did! Well, padded it a bit. All about timing! ;)

Skipper! Poor Skipper. And of course the Daleks are just standing there, or whatever the Daleks do, exactly, doing the Dalek-equivalent of foot-tapping, thinking, "Why won't the Doctor pay attention to meeeee? I'm going to exterminate everyone, and all he can do is chit-chat with that stupid blonde!" Or something.

Exactly! :D I'm thinking the Daleks are experiencing Rose-envy. ;)

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Poor Daleks get no respect anymore! ;)

Hee. Rose Tyler: Catnip to Daleks.

HA! Love that title. Goes well with "Defender of the Earth." :D