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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2003-07-08 03:54 pm

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Fact of Life #326: It is impossible to get out of Costco for under $100. But hey - now I have a 65oz jar of marinated artichoke hearts.

[identity profile] poohmusings.livejournal.com 2003-07-08 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Costco is evil. Even when you go in holding a list of only TWO items, you somehow still always end up coming out with 30 rolls of toilet paper you don't need and a weedwacker. ;)

And I'm convinced that signing up for membership there involves them surreptitiously inserting a chip into a head that programs you to say, "Hey, let's go to Costco!" whenever you're bored. Heee.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Costco is evil. Even when you go in holding a list of only TWO items, you somehow still always end up coming out with 30 rolls of toilet paper you don't need and a weedwacker. ;)

Yep yep yep! :P

And I'm convinced that signing up for membership there involves them surreptitiously inserting a chip into a head that programs you to say, "Hey, let's go to Costco!" whenever you're bored. Heee.

That's it! You've figured it out! It's a chip...and free samples.

[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2003-07-08 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Hence the reason I do not have a Costco card. :)

And I'll be by later to eat artichoke hearts. :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hence the reason I do not have a Costco card. :)

You're a wise, wise woman.

And I'll be by later to eat artichoke hearts. :)

Mmm...they're so good! Chopped up a couple and mixed them with some tuna (also ended up buying a 150 pack of tuna - okay, so maybe it wasn't *150*) to make some tuna salad. You don't even need mayo. And then put it on some yummy wheat bread (got at Costco). Mmm...

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[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Tuna and artichoke hearts...hmm...not sure about that. :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it as a substitute for celery - of course I'll try just about anything as a substitute for celery. :D

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[identity profile] samkicksass.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
Celery is about the nastiest thing ever!

[identity profile] roseredathena.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Good for an impromptu flossing, tho.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Blech! :P

[identity profile] diavestra.livejournal.com 2003-07-08 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, for a minute I read that as "it's possible to get out of Costco for under $100". Naturally, I had to re-read it as I *knew* that couldn't possibly be a true statement! At least, I don't think *I* ever have. Costco is evil. Really. It's just that it *seems* like a good idea when you throw it in the cart. Truly it does. And then you get home and you look at it and say, "What was I *thinking*???" I think they use some kind of subliminal something when you're in the store...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
And then you get home and you look at it and say, "What was I *thinking*???" I think they use some kind of subliminal something when you're in the store...

Yes! I came home with a case of these supposedly "Japanese" rice ice cream balls once. Why?! They weren't good. For some reason the samples taste *way* better in the store. And yesterday I was actually looking at their Hawaiian print muumuu-type sundresses. I have never worn this type of dress in my life! EVIL!

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[identity profile] diavestra.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
MWAHAHAHAHA!

[identity profile] roseredathena.livejournal.com 2003-07-08 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
65oz jar of marinated artichoke hearts

Wow. How long does 65oz of artichoke hearts last a person?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. How long does 65oz of artichoke hearts last a person?

I have no idea - I guess I'll find out. The problem is I like just eating them plain so maybe not long at all.

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2003-07-08 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the same with BJ's - don't have a Costco anywhere near me. Of course, I've never bought a 65oz jar of artichoke hearts in BJ's. Many other things, but never that ...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
(Weird - I swore I responded to this earlier - LJ's being buggy.)

We don't have any BJ's (never even heard of that) but we do have Sam's Club - which I've never been to.

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[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's all basically the same thing. Sam's Club is owned by Walmart, Costco and BJ's are both publicly traded, with BJ's being the biggest wholesale store on the East Coast.

Hmm.

[identity profile] roseredathena.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Does Costco really only take cash, check, and Discover? No other major credit cards? I have a Costco card that I have never used.

Re: Hmm.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-07-09 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's right. I usually hand them a check. They might do debit cards, but I'm not sure.