Monty SG-1
Haven't actually watched more than 5 minutes of the latest SG-1, but had to do some icons. No *way* these are spoilery, so I'm not cutting. Lalalala. This is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And sadly, the Cam one isn't so readable. Too many words. (Not that I think Cam is Sir Robin, but, you know, available slots.) But fully snagable if anyone wants them.
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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals...
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"King of the who?"
"The Britons."
"Who are the Britons?"
"Well, we all are. We're all Britons and I am your king."
"I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."
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"I don't know. Must be a king."
"Why?"
"He doesn't have shit all over him."