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Doctor Who Finale Week Madness
More dinner!crack. And...anyone's more than welcome to comment with their own scenes - they don't even have to match. This whole concept just cracks me up. :D
Master: Doctor.
Doctor: Master.
Master: I'd do that whole "like when you say my name" gag again, but it seems redundant.
Doctor: Extremely.
Master: Nice tie.
Doctor: Thanks.
Master: Aaaand...
Doctor: Thanks very much?
Master: No comments about anything I'm wearing?
Doctor: Nope.
Master: Really?
Doctor: Well, I suppose you could say it's...a bit less evil?
Master: Oh, that's IT. *whips out screwdriver* Eat death, pretty boy!
Doctor: *whips out screwdriver* That the best you can do?
Master: I'm saving my best material for later. Spread myself out over the evening, and all.
Rose: I'm Rose, by the way. *holds out hand*
Lucy: Lucy.
Doctor: Yeah, you're gonna want to wash that hand, Rose.
Master: I see you're saving your best material for later as well.
Rose: So...we having wine tonight?
Master: Doctor.
Doctor: Master.
Master: I'd do that whole "like when you say my name" gag again, but it seems redundant.
Doctor: Extremely.
Master: Nice tie.
Doctor: Thanks.
Master: Aaaand...
Doctor: Thanks very much?
Master: No comments about anything I'm wearing?
Doctor: Nope.
Master: Really?
Doctor: Well, I suppose you could say it's...a bit less evil?
Master: Oh, that's IT. *whips out screwdriver* Eat death, pretty boy!
Doctor: *whips out screwdriver* That the best you can do?
Master: I'm saving my best material for later. Spread myself out over the evening, and all.
Rose: I'm Rose, by the way. *holds out hand*
Lucy: Lucy.
Doctor: Yeah, you're gonna want to wash that hand, Rose.
Master: I see you're saving your best material for later as well.
Rose: So...we having wine tonight?
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Master: I see you're saving your best material for later as well.
Rose: So...we having wine tonight?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Cracktastic!
I'll have to try my hand at some later.
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(Rose and Lucy watch as their boys argue over whose sonic screwdriver is bigger)
Rose: Why are we with them again?
Lucy: Well, the sex is fantastic, you have to admit.
Rose: There is that.
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Is that an euphemism?
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Doctor: Yeah, you're gonna want to wash that hand, Rose.
Master: I see you're saving your best material for later as well.
You're the best.
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Rose: So, have you got him beat yet?
Doctor: I'm working on it. He stole the TARDIS again today, so I decided to spam his inbox with "How To Make Yourself Bigger In Thirty Seconds" advertisements. He cracked after a half hour. Of course, he used the time in the TARDIS to short-sheet my bed.
Rose: You don't sleep.
Doctor: Moving on. How about you?
Rose: Well, after we had our nails done, Lucy and I went down to the food-court and discussed you and the Master over chips.
Doctor: [beat] I think we might need to have a talk about what it means to have an arch nemesis, Rose.
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*Snickers* XD
Did I mention how much I love you two?
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Heh. Such a thing should be repeated often. :D
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Doctor: [beat] I think we might need to have a talk about what it means to have an arch nemesis, Rose.
Yeah, that's EXACTLY the vibe I was getting, that Rose and Lucy wouldn't so much become archnemeses as just talk about how freaking insane their guys are.
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AHAHAHAHA yes. *hee* ... *giggles more* ... *more* ... *moves on*
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But I've been reading. And I made a new icon...
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Awww.
And I made a new icon...
Oh, poor Jack and Martha. They *so* need to slap up warning signs for all future companions.
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Master: I see you're saving your best material for later as well.
Rose: So...we having wine tonight?
ROTFL!! (And also at Frances's "I think we might need to have a talk about what it means to have an arch nemesis, Rose.")
I love these! I'm laughing so hard I'm going to wake up my kids. *g*
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Later that evening ...
Lucy: I s'pose so.
Rose: How do you want to fight it out then? Bitch slap? Cat fight? Pistols at twenty paces?
Lucy: Battle of wills? I guess not, since you'd lose so easily.
Rose: What was that?!? *throws a chip at Lucy*
Lucy: I'm smarter than you are - and the sex is so much better. He isn't called The Master for nothing you know!
TM: *preens*
TD: *glowers*
Rose: Am not! Is not! *throws beans*
Lucy: Is too! *throws beans back*
Rose: Is too! *throws Gallifreyan truffles*
Lucy: UGH! *throws Skaroan cabbage*
Rose: EWWWW! *throws Peladoran potato*
Lucy: That does it, you plebian wench! *dives across table*
TM: *grins* Let's just let these two sort this out. What do you say, Doctor?
TD: *looks horrified and bemused at the same time*
*sound of tearing clothing*
TD: Um ... sounds good to me.
TM: Welcome to the dark side, Doctor. Mwuhahahahahahaha!
TD: That's enough of that! *whips out screwdriver*
TM: *whips out screwdriver* You lose again, Doctor. Mine is still bigger!!!
TD: Size doesn't matter. It's what it can do that's important.
TM: Ah, of course Doctor. But mine now includes the abilities of my tissue compression eliminator - only with a switch to modulate the range effected. Just watch this .... *fires*
*Rose and Lucy's clothing is compressed to doll size*
TD: Uh ....
*three hours later*
Rose: *smoking cigarette* Doctor?
TD: *smoking cigarette* Yes?
Rose: Do you think Jack will be jealous?
Lucy: *smoking cigarette* Jack?
TM: *smoking cigar* We'll make sure to invite him next time, darling.
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Um, not really sure what happened there. How did the food fight turn into that?? Talk about crack!fic!
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