"If you're seeing this message, then it means..."

[mrv3000]

*fandom explodes in S3 finale messiness*

"Shit! Everybody in! IN IN IN!!"

*D/R fen run into burrows*

"Okay, no one move. Their vision is based on movement."

*someone blinks*

"Goddammit! Ruuuuuuuuuun! I'll hold them off as long as I can!"

*tries to think of last, profound thing to say*

"CORNNUTS!"

ETA: it is nothing compared to Ten/Rose Shippers. These people are like piranhas and the slightest whiff of anything suggesting that Ten/Rose is not OTP or that Martha Jones is anything other than a demon succubus then they will attack at such a speed that even the Six-Fanciers are shocked.

Oh Who fandom! You've been such a joy to be in!

Comments

[spikesbuffy.livejournal.com]

Dude! I'm worried now. *meep*

Haven't seen any of S3...well, except for Runaway Bride.

I have to wait for Skiffy to air it.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Dude! I'm worried now. *meep*

You should be. Fandom is utterly, utterly batshit. And the logic has COMPLETELY flown out the window in the last couple of days with the finale airing. It'd almost be funny if it wasn't so disturbing.

Haven't seen any of S3...well, except for Runaway Bride.

I have to wait for Skiffy to air it.

Oh, think they're starting this month, aren't they?

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

"Goddammit! Ruuuuuuuuuun! I'll hold them off as long as I can!"

Buhahahaha! It's so TRUE! How is it that fandom got CRAZIER with the S3 finale? Rose was barely even MENTIONED!

*hides in burrow*

*sucks thumb*

hese people are like piranhas and the slightest whiff of anything suggesting that Ten/Rose is not OTP or that Martha Jones is anything other than a demon succubus then they will attack at such a speed that even the Six-Fanciers are shocked.

Heh. They've just got me PEGGED. I quite often go on about how Martha is a demon succubus. WHOA. IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW ME.

[syokhan.livejournal.com]

Um... has something terrible happened? *is completely oblivious to DW fandom*

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

I'm not into the fandom. But the social networking of the show is phenomenal.

I plan on doing Doctor Who in the future. So you're telling me I'm gonna get raked over the coals, ah?

[solielle.livejournal.com]

ETA: it is nothing compared to Ten/Rose Shippers. These people are like piranhas and the slightest whiff of anything suggesting that Ten/Rose is not OTP or that Martha Jones is anything other than a demon succubus then they will attack at such a speed that even the Six-Fanciers are shocked.

I saw that posted on a message board I go to, considered making some kind of scathing comment, but then decided alcohol was more worth my time. *drinks*

Who fandom makes me confused.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Buhahahaha! It's so TRUE! How is it that fandom got CRAZIER with the S3 finale? Rose was barely even MENTIONED!

EVERYTHING in New Who is Rose's fault. The Master, Tinkerbell, RTD's apparent crack habit, Martha and the Doctor not having console room sex, the house elf, Jack not having sex, Jack wearing clothes...

Heh. They've just got me PEGGED. I quite often go on about how Martha is a demon succubus. WHOA. IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW ME.

It's funny 'cause it's true! Yup. All the D/R people I know go storming into other's journals and Martha communities to point out how wrong they are.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

People are upset about the finale. :-\

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'll probably get raked over the coals by *someone.* You can't breathe in this fandom without pissing someone off.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Alcohol *totally* trumps fandom. Always.

There could be college courses on Who fandom.

[joyfulfeather.livejournal.com]

These people are like piranhas...

Apparently, piranhas are actually wimps.

Fandom is CRAZY. It never ceases to amaze me just how mean people can be over a TV show. No matter how much you love a show or how strongly you hold your opinion, being like that is just uncalled for.

[greenpear.livejournal.com]

The fact of the matter is I don't care...

I wouldn't belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member...

[syokhan.livejournal.com]

But... I thought it ended rather well! :s What are they upset about? After all, the Master's probably still around, Martha's alive and finally got character development, her family's alive too... The Earth wasn't obliterated, and the Doctor's back to his non-dobby self. Is it because of Martha's departure? Or Jack having to live as a face in a jar for millions of years? *is confused*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Apparently, piranhas are actually wimps.

AWWWW! D/R shippers *are* piranhas!

Despite their fearsome reputation, piranhas are wimps that gather in large shoals to protect themselves from predators, scientists said on Monday.

Piranhas face constant attack from predators including river dolphins, caiman -- a relative of the crocodile -- and bigger fish, such as the giant piracucu.

"Their cautious behavior is crucial to avoid being eaten," Magurran said.

Fandom is CRAZY. It never ceases to amaze me just how mean people can be over a TV show. No matter how much you love a show or how strongly you hold your opinion, being like that is just uncalled for.

Ah, the mask of internet anonymity.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yeah, people were upset that the Doctor never loved Martha like he did Rose.

[syokhan.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. That does sound pretty scary. And crazy. *burrows her head in the sand, away from all the fandom madness*

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

People have gone completely INSANE. I don't remember the last time (if ever) I saw a fandom blow up this bad, and I've seen some pretty bad blowups.

[solielle.livejournal.com]

Well, there are already college textbooks about Doctor Who, why not throw a couple courses in there as well.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad the intertubes are already in place. *shoals*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Wise choice.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I think it might be needed.

[sg1padawan.livejournal.com]

*does a double-take*

Who with the what now?

Are you kidding me?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I really, really wish I were kidding.

[sg1padawan.livejournal.com]

O_O

I've just been reading some of the other replies here and holy mother of... *brain explodes*

I'm so glad I'm not actually IN fandom (any fandom). First there was the die_carter_die thing that someone told me about this morning (which... I lack the words), and now this.

I'm just going to go dig myself a bigger hole to hide in. Tell me when all the crazies are gone, please?

[misssara11.livejournal.com]

Why do people suck so bad? *head down to bunker* What's sad is we're actually canon and yet folks can't accept that.

I hope that if these people ever lose someone important to them that no one comes up to them and tells them to get over, people leave, here's someone new, love them now. Because that would be heartless and cruel.

Being that we have been hiding, how are we the bad guys? We had to deal with abuse before Rose left and are dealing with more now that she's gone. But how dare we say something that they don't agree with.

People suck.