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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2007-07-09 09:04 pm
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How exactly does that work now?

Oh, *that's* right. 80% of my flist will be going nuts on the 21st, right? When wizard-type rocks fall, all die? Of course, I should be the one to talk about going nuts...

Speaking of which!



Dear RTD:

Please to be explaining this. KTHXBYE.

[identity profile] debs7.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is unexplainable BECAUSE HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT UNTIL 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE SCRIPT WAS DUE!!!!!! stupid dumbass.

*smirks* I won't be on the 'net on the 21st 'cause I'll be ready and staying unspoilt (oh yeah I'm one of those crazy ones *wink*)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
It is unexplainable BECAUSE HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT UNTIL 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE SCRIPT WAS DUE!!!!!! stupid dumbass.

*FALLS OVER*

Of course, with Jack, if there's a will, there's a way. AWWWW! Jack wanted to be a mommydad...face...thing. But still! Awww.

*smirks* I won't be on the 'net on the 21st 'cause I'll be ready and staying unspoilt (oh yeah I'm one of those crazy ones *wink*)

OOH! Yeah! Actually, most of my flist will probably disappear on the 21st, won't they? Hmm. Might need to plan on some streaking...

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, RTD's got to explain Jack turning into a giant head, and you're worried about the head getting preggers? I mean what, did Jack's head and body get a divorce or something? How very Hitchhiker's.

And now the King Missile song Detachable Penis is going through my head. I blame you. :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, RTD's got to explain Jack turning into a giant head, and you're worried about the head getting preggers? I mean what, did Jack's head and body get a divorce or something? How very Hitchhiker's.

Come on! People...turn into giant heads! Over time! *coughs* Right, it all makes absolutely no sense. Next series we'll find out the name was a coincidence, thank God.

(I still want to know how Jack got pregnant.)

And now the King Missile song Detachable Penis is going through my head. I blame you. :D

Oh, poor departed Jack's penis. Wonder if he had it bronzed.

[identity profile] ramdonomo.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Come on! People...turn into giant heads! Over time!

But... people turned into TINY heads over time. Via the Master.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonder whatever happened to the Master's shrinking ability.

[identity profile] elismor.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
People...turn into giant heads! Over time!

Why not? Cassandra turned into a giant stretchy thing with a face.

You amuse me with your choice applications of logic. You know that, right?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Betcha Jack started reading those "wanna be bigger?" spams!

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on! People...turn into giant heads! Over time! *coughs* Right, it all makes absolutely no sense. Next series we'll find out the name was a coincidence, thank God.

Well, I suppose he could explain as "Jack's always had a big head ego-wise, so it was just a natural evolutionary progression."

*gigglesnort* Ya know what, in RTD-land, that sorta makes sense.

[identity profile] angst-angel.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
HA. Giant heads have all sorts of strange anatomy to support mpreg, didn't you know?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
APPARENTLY. And maybe he's got a pouch somewhere. Like a kangaroo.

[identity profile] angst-angel.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe on the back somewhere?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Could well be. He went in for the body removal and the face enlargement, and they threw in the pouch for free. Good for holding snacks. Or children.

Still doesn't really explain where exactly the kids came from, but I have the feeling we're on the right track.

[identity profile] angst-angel.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Good for holding snacks. Or children.

HA. Yeah, Jack would support the multi-tasking.

Well, you mentioned body removal, so I'm thinking C-section. After, uh, some kind of "accident" that resulted in a surprise pregnancy?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but *where* would the kid be prior to birth? Or moving to the pouch?

God, I have to stop having wine at night and LJ-ing...

[identity profile] angst-angel.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're not buying the magically-appearing uterus? Well, maybe the embryo developed in one of the tentacles and then matured in the pouch. Um, I'm sure this has to happen with some Earth sea creature. Really.

Aww, but that's the fun of it! I mean, I'm here being totally fascinated by the fact that it is so much earlier for you than 1 a.m. (as it is for me), and...I haven't even had anything to drink. *g* "What now, we have two coasts??"

[identity profile] ivydoor.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
What makes it even better is the comment from Torchwood that he made "Contraceptives in the rain. Well, at least I won't get pregnant, never doing that again." or something along those lines.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
HA! I think I remember that quote, now that you say it!

So a couple hundred thousand years later, and Jack's finally ready to settle down and have a few mpreg babies... Awww.

[identity profile] boro-girl.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Can I be all logical and say that fathers "expect" babies too, even though it is their female partners who are carrying the child. The actual definition of pregnant is "expectation", in context of a baby it's "expecting a child" and it makes no reference to the gender of the person.

Boe could have gotten a surrogate, she's pregnant, he's expecting the child - along with the mother.

/moment of sanity and reason, which she knows full well RTD wouldn't have had

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's *possible*...

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wait. In the Long Game they said, "And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Bo has just announced he's pregnant. "

[identity profile] boro-girl.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And like I said - "pregnant" means to expect a child. Not carrying a child, not mpreg, not implantation of the little ball of cells. Expect a child.

Fathers do that too.
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[personal profile] nostariel 2007-07-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"pregnant" means to expect a child. Not carrying a child, not mpreg, not implantation of the little ball of cells.

There is no dictionary I can find that actually agrees with you on this.

[identity profile] boro-girl.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Today "pregnant" is applied to the woman. Historically, it meant "to expect a child". That can apply to either parent. It's like "gay" used to mean happy, nowadays it has a whole other connotation.

The word "pregnant" comes from the Latin pre- meaning before + (g)natus meaning birth = before (giving) birth. There is no mention of gender in that, it is just socially applied to the female because she is the one who carries and births the child.

The state of pregnancy is completely the realm of the woman. (Or guy in FF mpreg stories!) Because that is an actual physical representation and manifestation of the growing child. Men kinda can't do that naturally.

In one dictionary I found online (Google "definition of pregnant") it states that pregnant is "Being with young". You can logically assume that's the *physical* state of being with young - bearing a child. But I was my father's daughter even when my Mum was still carrying me. He had young. He had offspring. The fact that I was dependant on my mother for my growth, development and sustenance did not detract one bit from his own expectations and feelings towards me.

It's an accepted view that "pregnant" refers to the woman carrying a child within her body. I was simply pointing out that it has not always been the case and that the root definitions of the word do lead to some ambiguity and therefore some room for interpretation.
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[personal profile] nostariel 2007-07-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Kewl. Did people actually go around calling dudes pregnant? Cos that would be lolarious. I think it would make a good episode of a sitcom, if the TV gods made one of the characters an etymologist. :)
Linkage for historical usage sites? Cos google being a bitch to me today. My computer is such crap, if I didnt love the intarwebz so hard I'd smash it with a baseball bat like those guys in "Office Space"

[identity profile] syokhan.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yup, going missing on the 21st. Before that, even, you never know, some idiot might come and shout everywhere he can that 'THE GIANT SQUID DIES!' or something. *scowls*

Huh... and if he was expecting 'Baby Boemina', what happened to it? I think you shouldn't try to think about the whole thing too much :p

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, going missing on the 21st. Before that, even, you never know, some idiot might come and shout everywhere he can that 'THE GIANT SQUID DIES!' or something. *scowls*

*snickers*

Huh... and if he was expecting 'Baby Boemina', what happened to it? I think you shouldn't try to think about the whole thing too much :p

Yeah, wonder what happened to Jack's kids. They said he was pregnant *again* so...

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, wonder what happened to Jack's kids. They said he was pregnant *again* so...

Can we say "spinoff"??? ;)

[identity profile] sg1padawan.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I... have obviously been living under a rock. What's happening on the 21st??

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The last Harry Potter book comes out. :)

[identity profile] sg1padawan.livejournal.com 2007-07-11 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
LOL Okay, I knew it was coming up sometime soon, just not the date. *has never read the books*

[identity profile] audrich.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
80% of my flist will be going nuts on the 21st
I have no idea how I'm going to avoid spoilers - the Brit press are soooooo not subtle!
I might do the midnight queuing thing :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Stupid British press and their spoilers!!

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, on the 21st I certainly won't be around, and depending on when I get (since it's being delivered to my door between 9am and 5pm) and finish the book, I may not be around for a couple of days after. ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna need to find a way to entertain myself during those few days, aren't I?

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I'm sure you can find ways. <g>

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*IGNORES ALL HARRY POTTER RELATED TALK. IN ALL CAPS. APPARENTLY.*

Given the way Doctor Who science ALWAYS makes sense and strange shit NEVER happens, it is just so out of the realm of reality to think one day Jack might turn into a giant face and then have babies.

Actually. That does sound a little screwy. Never mind.

*still thinks it is hilarious however*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2007-07-10 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I, um, might have committed fic on the whole Boe mpreg thing. 'tis getting the once-over by Beck now. O:-)