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Misc babble.
ETA: DW S3 spoilers in the comments, as well as S4 spec.
"You goin' my way, doll?"
Rose looked around for the owner of the voice.
"Down here!"
There, hanging off her shoe, was a blob. A green blob to be exact. Which was a bit disgusting, but seemed to be the source of the voice.
"Hello?" she asked, bending down.
"$20 gets you a good time."
"Sorry?"
"Look, you want my services or what?"
"Oh, you mean... Uh, no. Thanks."
The blob sighed, as much as a blob could sigh.
"Sorry," Rose offered.
"'sokay. Times are tough everywhere."
Rose sat down and the blob moved off her shoe. "I'm Rose. What's your name?"
"Chastity."
"Hi, Chastity. Been doing this long?"
The blob wiggled, which Rose took to be a yes. She felt sorry for this thing, having to sell its blobness to make its way in life...
"WAHEY!" The Doctor sprinted up to Rose and before she could say anything, quickly scooped up the blob. And licked it.
The blob shimmered. "You owe me $5."
- My new default icon is awesome because I realized that it looks like the hamster is watching EVERYTHING. It's looking at my own journal. It's looking at my flist. It watches me as I type a post. This amuses me so. I may even name it.
- You know, it would have been nice to have more than a month before the newsish-type places *themselves* started speculating on DW's S4. It's like...they know how susceptible I am to this stuff, and enjoy watching me slowly go mad. Forget the show in Cardiff, it's all a giant conspiracy involving ME.
- With the new D/R newsletter linking to my locked posts - which some may run across - just wanted to mention that, yes, I do use filters to post in my journal. For which I know many of you are GLAD. Mwah. I'm fairly certain a few of you would have unfriended me the *first* time I posted a D/R picture with an "OMGTHECUTE!!! *FLAILS AT IT*" And considering that so far there have been 98 "squee" posts... My filter info's on my user info page if anyone's curious.
- Decided to copy over the mini!crack!fic I did in comment form yesterday.
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goldy_dollar is a bad influence, as we commented about the fact that Rose would probably try and bond with a space hooker. And then it was determined that Rose would probably try and bond with a blob found on the bottom of her shoe. And...the Doctor would lick it.
"You goin' my way, doll?"
Rose looked around for the owner of the voice.
"Down here!"
There, hanging off her shoe, was a blob. A green blob to be exact. Which was a bit disgusting, but seemed to be the source of the voice.
"Hello?" she asked, bending down.
"$20 gets you a good time."
"Sorry?"
"Look, you want my services or what?"
"Oh, you mean... Uh, no. Thanks."
The blob sighed, as much as a blob could sigh.
"Sorry," Rose offered.
"'sokay. Times are tough everywhere."
Rose sat down and the blob moved off her shoe. "I'm Rose. What's your name?"
"Chastity."
"Hi, Chastity. Been doing this long?"
The blob wiggled, which Rose took to be a yes. She felt sorry for this thing, having to sell its blobness to make its way in life...
"WAHEY!" The Doctor sprinted up to Rose and before she could say anything, quickly scooped up the blob. And licked it.
The blob shimmered. "You owe me $5."
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So does the Doctor, for that matter. It's mildly frightening that Rose is the normal one in the relationship, and she's the one talking to a green blob on her shoe.
On a related note, I watched Daleks in Manhattan last week, and was VERY VERY GLAD that the Doctor declined to lick the big green blob of ew. Though that might have cured Martha of the desire to kiss him again...
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However, they do lead to quite entertaining fic. Just thought I should mention that.
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And they all stem from Doctor Who! *FLAILS*
So does the Doctor, for that matter. It's mildly frightening that Rose is the normal one in the relationship, and she's the one talking to a green blob on her shoe.
They're both a bit on the odd side.
On a related note, I watched Daleks in Manhattan last week, and was VERY VERY GLAD that the Doctor declined to lick the big green blob of ew. Though that might have cured Martha of the desire to kiss him again...
I *totally* thought there would be blob licking there. :D
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I love you.
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It's like...they know how susceptible I am to this stuff, and enjoy watching me slowly go mad. Forget the show in Cardiff, it's all a giant conspiracy involving ME.
I KNOW. WTF. It's driving me crazy. Stop speculating about RTD/DT/DT's pet fish leaving the show!!! And Billie Piper/Mickey/Romana coming back. WOE.
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She felt sorry for this thing, having to sell its blobness to make its way in life...
"WAHEY!" The Doctor sprinted up to Rose and before she could say anything, quickly scooped up the blob. And licked it.
*SPORFLES*
PERFECT DOCTOR AND ROSE! LOL!
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Awwww!
*SPORFLES*
PERFECT DOCTOR AND ROSE! LOL!
*G*
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$10.
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Um, not here, obviously. Maybe in my own journal.
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Slowly? :: is confused ::
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Hee. You are NUTS. Maybe this is why you(and all of us) take so well to the show? And I am studiously not (not, NOT) thinking about Noel Clarke's comments. Not, I tell you, NOT. Lalalala!
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Probably is! Everyone needs to be a bit touched in the head to really appreciate the finer, crack-like qualities of it all... "Wow, that is really the plot hole from hell... OMGKITTENS!! OMG, A WOMAN GAVE *BIRTH* TO KITTENS! *obsesses about being pregnant with kittens instead of gaping plot hole*")
And I am studiously not (not, NOT) thinking about Noel Clarke's comments. Not, I tell you, NOT. Lalalala!
*whimpers*
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The Blob!hooker thing can now be added to my memories. And any day when I think I can't make it, I'll come back and read that and feel so much better compared to a green-blob-on-Rose's-shoe-hooker.
Seriously, I've been giggling about this for days...or however long it's been since you originally posted it.
*tries not to contemplate the hows of blob!sex. Fails.*
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The Blob!hooker thing can now be added to my memories. And any day when I think I can't make it, I'll come back and read that and feel so much better compared to a green-blob-on-Rose's-shoe-hooker.
Awwww. It is all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
Seriously, I've been giggling about this for days...or however long it's been since you originally posted it.
Yesterday, but I betcha you had a premonition!
*tries not to contemplate the hows of blob!sex. Fails.*
*averts eyes*
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Whilst on the subject of being rampaged since the advent of SPDN, may I friend you? You have many a wonderous thing in your journal that makes my little fangirly heart go ::explode::
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And awww, don't mind at all. :)
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hey, may i friend you?
you always make interesting posts, i don't know why i haven't asked before, but with the spdn linking to your locked posts, i realized how much im missing
i've been avoiding all the 'news' about everybody leaving the show and random people coming back but not the important ones.
maybe i'm crazy, but i can totally see the fic happening and i can hear perfectly the blob's voice, inflexion and everything.
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Oh, totally - loved that line from TWW. :D
hey, may i friend you?
you always make interesting posts, i don't know why i haven't asked before, but with the spdn linking to your locked posts, i realized how much im missing
Sure! :)
i've been avoiding all the 'news' about everybody leaving the show and random people coming back but not the important ones.
I can't help it. I've given up trying to stay spoiler free on DW. It NEVER works. Heh.
maybe i'm crazy, but i can totally see the fic happening and i can hear perfectly the blob's voice, inflexion and everything.
*snickers*
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