Socks.

[mrv3000]

Okay, that msscribe thing was completely NUTS. And so I'm feeling the need to have a registry of my socks, just to show that while they *have* been up to no good (and in some cases, only created to annoy people), it's the stupid kind of sock play. They really don't get used anymore either.

jack_oneill
ilovejojo
sexinator
nandashamster
mrv2000

(You know how tempted I was to put something like elismor at the end of that list?)

Don't *think* I've missed any... A couple of these I don't even remember the password for, and nowadays they move in and out of my flist so that I can have the number of "friends" and "friend of" be EXACTLY EVEN. It's like feng shui-ing my user info page - I must have balance below my S/J terror alert box and my dog comic. (Also, I tend to forget about them.)

I suppose I could delete some of these, but there's the nostalgia factor.

Comments

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HEY! There's no need to disparage my intarweb prowess! I could totally OWN you. And not the lame kind with a p in front of it either.

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

Pffft. You couldn't own the bastard love child of a cross-eyed turtle and a hamster.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH?! Well...I see your hamtle and raise you...HITLER! HA.

I. WIN.

[nandamai]

WHY ARE THERE NO OTHER WIENERDOGS HERE TO WITNESS THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION? WHY, DOG, WHY?

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

OW. Ow ow ow. Hitler, eh? I suppose I should slink off now.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I think you should. You have been owned, pwned, p0wned and any other such word thought up by the great thinkers of our times.

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

I tip my hat to you, for you clearly are the superior debater.

So, you think this has gained the respect of your peers and will soon launch you into the annals of fandom?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly.

(Either that or there will be a rash of quiet unfriendings as people realize the full extent of the insanity that goes on 'round here.)

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

You're going to let her get away with THAT? Hitler is a total cop-out.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

QUIET, YOU!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Hey, look at that post up there. You already have enough personalities on your side!

*cheers for the underdog*

[nandamai]

mrv2000's way cooler anyway.

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

HA! Julie and nanda like me BETTER!

*wiggles butt*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

INTERGALACTIC HOSEBEAST!

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

SECOND-RATE MICHELLE!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

TUBESOCK!

[mrv2000.livejournal.com]

YOU MOCK MY HERITAGE?! I'm a sock and proud of it! My father held feet! My mother held feet! I hold feet! I am not ashamed!!

[jack-oneill.livejournal.com]

Woah, woah, WOAH. Both of you! IN YOUR CORNERS. NOW.

[nandamai]

Corners! We get reel cage match nao?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

And her hair's shinier.

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

Aww, man, you invoked Godwin. And you were doing so well too! *goes to cheer on mrv2000*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Apparently I committed a no-no? Oy, the rules to turtle battle!