Hunker down, people!

[mrv3000]

You know how in The Perfect Storm there were different storm systems that converged to form the "perfect storm?" From talking with hyare, I've discovered The Perfect Wank:

The Eleventh Doctor: Daniel Radcliffe
The new companion: Amanda Tapping
The new DW show runner: Bonnie Hammer

*BOOM*

Comments

[hyari.livejournal.com]

*passes the popcorn*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*quotes you* (because it must be shared)

THE PERFECT WANK

Staring the Fandoms of:

Stargate: SG-1
Stargate: Atlantis
Dr. Who
and Harry Potter

with a special wank appearance by:

SIX APART/LIVEJOURNAL


Be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID.

[ivydoor.livejournal.com]

Offer not available in... Delaware.

Curses! 10 miles away! So close to sanity, yet so far.

All right. I'm gonna make a break for it. If you don't hear from me in 12 hours, initiate Code Yellow.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*salutes*

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Buha! This [Bad username or site: mrv3000 / @ livejournal.com], she is a wee bit evil. :D

My favourite The Perfect Wank scenario involves Eleven randomly popping up with a son. ROSE'S SON!!! It might make entire worlds explode!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OH! Yes! There's sure to be an appearance of a D/R child. And that child shall be...Orlando Bloom! (May as well drag the LotR and PotC fandoms in here too.)

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

And that episode will be written and directed by Joss Whedon!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

YES!

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

AND THEY WILL SING AND DANCE!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BADLY!

[shaela]

My favourite The Perfect Wank scenario involves Eleven randomly popping up with a son. ROSE’S SON!!! It might make entire worlds explode!

Ha! You’re just evil, you are. (I like the idea of a granddaughter, myself.)

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Muha! If it was a granddaughter, that KIND of implies the Doctor and Rose try and repopulate the Time Lords, and that really is a bang up way to make some people's heads explode.

[shaela]

What a lovely image. :-) Plus, it implies a lifetime—he and Rose were together long enough for their kids to grow up and have kids of their own. (And they could always cast Bonnie Wright as the granddaughter. That’d drag the HP fandom into it.)

[velvet4269.livejournal.com]

See also: Susan Foreman :)

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

HA! That's brilliant. All the Doctor/Companion shippers would be called pedophiles, the Doctor/Hermione and Hermione/Ron shippers would be at war (still), there would be Doctor/Master/Snape threesome fanart...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

We're gonna need a flowchart!

[kammgirl.livejournal.com]

And there are pics of Billie and Daniel at an awards thing a while back. The manippers alreday have fodder.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well, there you go!

[goodtoast.livejournal.com]

Bwa!

Where's the graphically-talented when we need them?!

Harry/Sam for the win!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Their love is so ooky!! :D

[tsukara.livejournal.com]

....I think FW would just give up and dedicate an entire community to the wank from this, just like they did with Harmonium wank.

This, is pure fandom brilliance. :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yeah. I would *have* to have its own section. :D

[aj.livejournal.com]

DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

And then half-way through the season...BAM. Canceled.

[aj.livejournal.com]

I'd actually be rather happy with that part...

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Oh good god. I would never be able to clean that off.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It really would be everywhere.

[cheapevilgirl.livejournal.com]

BOOM isn't a strong enough word for what would happen. I'm still scratching my head over Bonnie Hammer's latest move.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Megasnake! Now I'm saying megasnake again. Megasnake. It's just so fun to say!

[sunnytyler001.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Be afraid!

[sunnytyler001.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am!!!
No, seriously, Daniel Radcliffe as eleven... pfffttt... those guys are crazy! As a companion, maybe, but as the Doctor???
And I quite like Amanda, but seriously, I do believe they should have kept Tori as the leading lady of SGA...
(Could we have Jewel Staite as the new companion in stead? lol)

[rjrog77.livejournal.com]

The new companion: Amanda Tapping
The new DW show runner: Bonnie Hammer

I have never heard of either of these people; is this a good thing or a bad one?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Amanda - was on SG-1 and is moving to SGA, which caused a HUGE meltdown in the fandoms.

Bonnie Hammer - head of SciFi Channel (or is it the whole media group?) Anyway, she's been at the helm when Farscape was canceled, as well as when such gems like Megasnake have been produced. Oh, and I think she brought wrestling to the SciFi Channel. Because...wrestling and sci-fi go together?

[rjrog77.livejournal.com]

Oh, bloody hell; not good at all there, then.

Daniel Radcliffe is too young to be Eleven; I'm not sure I like the idea of Matthew MacFadyen as Eleven either; what I would prefer is to keep Ten for a good while longer ;)

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

that just cracks my ass up. Especially with Harry Potter as the Doctor and Sam as his companion.

*narf*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Every episode would come with a "Recommended Alcohol Level" to watch. :D

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

I would totally be there.

[velvet4269.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I so can't do that. Not after seeing what I just saw.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You just offended Christopher Judge.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!