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Today was a weird-ass day. And then it was a weird-ass night. Two hours of November 6, 2007 left, and it really needs to be done now, thanks.

So, yeah. Babyfic. You'd think it'd be out my system now, right? HA! Not when *reunion* babyfic is possible! I'D LIKE MY BRAIN BACK NOW, PLEASE. KTHXBYE.

Lately fic writing has been like eating potato chips. Oh sure, there's that over-used phrase of not being able to eat just one (which I totally can with regular Doritos, thanks), but this is beyond grabbing an extra handful of that greasy, salty treat. It's horking the entire bag while swiping a pint of Ben & Jerry's and scurrying off to the corner to set up your junk food kingdom, where you use your metal camel sculpture as a weapon against anyone who dares invade -- with a "BACK! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" -- being sure to clutch the bag of chips in the other arm while attempting the lick method on the Ben & Jerry's in the camel-free hand.

Yeah, something like that.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

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Food metaphors. Mmmmmmm.

Damn!

*goes off in search of food*

*is also hungry for breakfast*

Babyfic will CONSUME THE SOUL.

...Or so I've heard. It's not like I've...written any...or anything like that...*coughs*

It does!

*cries*

*coughs*

*cries again*

Meh, you can have your Ben and Jerry's. (except for Americone Dream, maybe). I have Bailey's ice cream, and it makes the crack!babyfics and reunionfics all the sweeter.

Ooooooooh. I've had that before - it's YUMMY.

Damn. You would have to use that metaphor on someone who's sworn off potato chips (because I do have a tendency to hork a whoooole bunch). I want Cheetos, dagnabbit.

Junk food kingdom. Oh, Michelle. *giggles helplessly*

Damn. You would have to use that metaphor on someone who's sworn off potato chips (because I do have a tendency to hork a whoooole bunch). I want Cheetos, dagnabbit.

Oh! And I can eat just one Cheeto as well. (Not wild about a lot of artificial cheese-flavored stuff.)

Junk food kingdom. Oh, Michelle. *giggles helplessly*

I would have gone with pillow fort, but there's that element of guilty pleasure to it. Ooooooh. Junk food IN the pillow fort!

That is like the best analogy ever!

It's just so true for my mental state at the moment.

MWAHAHAHAHA! BABYFIC! WHEEEEEEEE!

Ice Cream!!!! never had Ben and Jerry's but Ice Cream. yummy.

embrace the baby fic of doom

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!