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This is one of those things that just kind of dissolved into madness. But it started out completely sane! ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
goldy_dollar discovered that most people who took her poll a while back would probably accept an invasion of the Earth by killer hamster aliens so long as Ten licked something. Weird that it should somehow turn into this.
Casting spoilers for S4.
As foretold by the prophet Steve, trials the Doctor must complete before being reunited with Rose:
Trial 1: Defeating angry hamster horde.
Trial 2: Hugging Sontarans.
Trial 3: Martha and Donna PMSing at the same time.
Trial 4: Quest to find the green Chucks.
Trial 5: The TARDIS going invisible for a month - inside and out. (Very awkward showers.)
Trial 6: Martha, Donna and Jack PMSing at the same time.
Trial 7: Running out of hair gel.
Trial 7.5: Buying the wrong hair gel.
Trial 8: Accidentally marrying a tree frog.
Trial 9: Five consecutive days of being slapped. (Once by #8 tree frog.)
Trial 10: Running into past self again for three months of self-mocking.
Trial 11: Those goddamn Daleks turning up again, this time trying to merge with hamsters after being impressed with their horde abilities.
Trial 12: Freaky gender-swapping virus.
Trial 13: Jack opening the TARDIS disco.
Trial 14: Aliens who steal your cheese if you blink.
Trial 15: Accidentally sucking Jackie through from the other universe and it taking two weeks to recalibrate the machine.
goldy_dollar discovered that most people who took her poll a while back would probably accept an invasion of the Earth by killer hamster aliens so long as Ten licked something. Weird that it should somehow turn into this.Casting spoilers for S4.
As foretold by the prophet Steve, trials the Doctor must complete before being reunited with Rose:
Trial 1: Defeating angry hamster horde.
Trial 2: Hugging Sontarans.
Trial 3: Martha and Donna PMSing at the same time.
Trial 4: Quest to find the green Chucks.
Trial 5: The TARDIS going invisible for a month - inside and out. (Very awkward showers.)
Trial 6: Martha, Donna and Jack PMSing at the same time.
Trial 7: Running out of hair gel.
Trial 7.5: Buying the wrong hair gel.
Trial 8: Accidentally marrying a tree frog.
Trial 9: Five consecutive days of being slapped. (Once by #8 tree frog.)
Trial 10: Running into past self again for three months of self-mocking.
Trial 11: Those goddamn Daleks turning up again, this time trying to merge with hamsters after being impressed with their horde abilities.
Trial 12: Freaky gender-swapping virus.
Trial 13: Jack opening the TARDIS disco.
Trial 14: Aliens who steal your cheese if you blink.
Trial 15: Accidentally sucking Jackie through from the other universe and it taking two weeks to recalibrate the machine.
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You're right. That is a COMPLETELY sane beginning.
Trial 13: Jack opening the TARDIS disco.
*cracks up all over again*
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Totally! I don't get it.
*cracks up all over again*
I can completely picture Jack in the tight pants and open shirt with the chains. TOTALLY.
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Muha. Yeah, he would. FINALLY. A way to get back at the Doctor for ditching him that one time.
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"Hope you don't mind, but I invited a few friends..."
Martha and Donna dancing in the middle of the throng while the Doctor wonders when he lost control. Or if he ever had it.
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I'm thinking the latter, for sure. Especially with those three on board (and of course, it'd be 10x worse if Rose was also there). And then he'd shrug, give up, and wade into the throng to dance spastically. :-D
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#6: Considering the guy's been pregnant, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
#15: To make it truly the trial of trials, it should be lactating Jackie with Tyler, Jr. on her hip, with mastitis and chafed nipples. If he can survive that, there's nothing in this universe or any other that can keep him from Rose.
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Damn straight!
#6: Considering the guy's been pregnant, it's not out of the realm of possibility.
*NODS*
#15: To make it truly the trial of trials, it should be lactating Jackie with Tyler, Jr. on her hip, with mastitis and chafed nipples. If he can survive that, there's nothing in this universe or any other that can keep him from Rose.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Brilliant!
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Good grief, woman, have some pity. There's only so much a 900-plus-year Time Lord can take!!
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Now THAT comment just made my night! ROFL!!
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UM. WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um, I almost say f-lock this so RTD doesn't steal your ideas....
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Oh no!
Um, I almost say f-lock this so RTD doesn't steal your ideas....
I'm thinking it can't be any crackier...
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*Thinks of LotTL*
Never underestimate RTD. EVER.
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AHAHA YES.
I want all those. The crack ftw
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AHAHA. LUCK WITH THAT. XD
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Trial 4: Quest to find the green Chucks.
I was going to say "That's easy!" and point to my closet, but then I decided the Doctor can pry my green Chucks from my COLD DEAD HANDS. *clings*
*= Aw, great, now I'm questioning the time traveling mechanics employed by the weeping angels. *head hurts*
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But it's for a good cause! It's to get Rose back! Sacrifices must be made!
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*No offense to Kentucky. It was the first thing that popped into my head.
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*wonders if dinosaurs made cheese*
I was going to say "That's easy!" and point to my closet, but then I decided the Doctor can pry my green Chucks from my COLD DEAD HANDS. *clings*
See? It'd be a challenge!
*= Aw, great, now I'm questioning the time traveling mechanics employed by the weeping angels. *head hurts*
DEAR GOD! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THE SCIENCE IN DW!
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That I would PAY to see XD
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